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If you were a criminal, what kind would you be?

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posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 09:18 AM
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I've always like the idea of cat burglar. Like the gymnastics.

I see Dr Love as a mobster running a casino or some other such thing. Probably is DeNiro in one of his characteristic roles.

Queen Annie would probably be a hacker, utilizing her super brain powers to steal a gazillion dollars electronically.

GreatTech, if he went bad, would be running a Jesus camp or appoint himself God-king of a small island nation.

Unisol could be an expert street racer, racing for millions of dollars on illegal bets.

So what would your evil alter ego be? Who's the rastafarian?

That is not a reference to illegal substances...,


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posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 09:30 AM
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i would certainly run a chop shop for exotic vehicles



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 12:04 PM
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What kind of criminal would I be? lol, well if I had to criminal I guess I'd change from Russian soldier to Russian mobster, brigada, baby, patsani, davayte v tachku, odboy, lol hahahahhah

don't mess with Russian mafia



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 01:38 PM
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Street Pharmacist.



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 03:34 PM
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I would either be a very high-priced assassin or a government official.

Both are crooked as the come, but at least one has a decent health plan. I'll let you be the judge of which one.



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 03:38 PM
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i would be a transporter

or the guy in gta 3...that makes everything for money and works for mafiots.....dose them theyr handyjob?
ANYONE INTERESTED IN HIRING ME?



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 04:27 PM
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If I was a criminal? I would work for MI6





posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 04:35 PM
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Implied chaos is the rastafarian. Very creative criminals. I want a lift with the transporter...roof jumping.



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 05:14 PM
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Pirate! Mu hu ha ha ha! Heck I might actually do it if my life keeps going as crappy as it has been


Imagine stealing a large boat, sailing around the caribbean (SP) attacking ships that pass by and looting the boat for all the stuff aboard. Killing the crew and selling the boat Mu hu ha ha ha.



[edit on 4/5/2007 by whatukno]

[edit on 4/5/2007 by whatukno]



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 05:17 PM
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I'd be a man whore.

Can I say that?



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 05:33 PM
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Vigilante! I would walk into the SWB DSL tech support call center and shoot until I was the last one standing.



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by thehumbleone
I'd be a man whore.

Can I say that?


I changed my mind. I want to be a man whore too!



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 07:06 PM
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id be like robin hood you know rob from the rich and give to the poor hahaha



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 07:55 PM
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constantlywondering, why isn't the support DLL function where it's supposed to be, it's gotten mixed into an incorrect file driver....YOU DID THIS, I KNOW YOU DID. Why aren't you over here repairing this, sent your leprechauns through the wires immediately you evil genius.....


OOOOuuuuhhhhhh Man whores!!


, pirates and robin hoods.



posted on Apr, 5 2007 @ 08:46 PM
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Ya, i think i would be a steeler. Bank robber, or something. Not a stocker or murderer. To scary. Cool thread!!!
peace



posted on Apr, 6 2007 @ 08:52 AM
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a pimp. hands down. dealing with nothing but beautiful women with self esteem so low, they'll let you literally control as well as ruin their lives (and won't complain about it either) all the while loving you, paying you, and submitting their sex organ to you each and every time you do it, is something that i could never ever get enough of. i swear one day i could actually become one..i got all the tools but 1. i'm not THAT cold hearted and 2. when dealing with women, i tend to get to involved.



posted on Apr, 6 2007 @ 03:02 PM
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Oh lawdy's the demented alter egos of the human race are really quite funny.

Lord Infamous you have a couple of potential employees further up in the thread. More money for the man whores. Yes, the wage disparity even applies to whoredom. lol



posted on Apr, 6 2007 @ 03:47 PM
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If I were a criminal, I would be a forger: IDs, passports, all types of documents, checks, whatever you need...

or maybe I would become a televangelist. Give your money to GOD but make the check out to me!



posted on Apr, 6 2007 @ 05:12 PM
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Excellent,always good to know a good forger during times of Nazi occupation.....

Got's to admit I love playing GTA, but I'm never one of the ho's, I like the bank robbery missions. Like the foxylady - For sure, I'd be some kind of thief.




Rolling down the street smoking menthol, sipping on gin and juice, laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.



posted on Apr, 6 2007 @ 05:40 PM
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o what the heck....i wanna eb a jigolo
or just some mafia thief like "diabolic"



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