Giant Spiders Conspire to Destroy World

I knew it would happen!!!!

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RISHON LE ZION, Israel (Wireless Flash) --On-the-lam dictator Saddam Hussein is getting some extra protection from a group of giant spider aliens.



[Edited on 28-12-2003 by Sapphire]

I WISH!!! Giant Spider Wars would make things a lot more interesting!! I could guarentee CNN Live War Coverage Ratings would skyrocket!! Who could resist watching a Real Life "Eight Legged Freaks/War of the Worlds" Battle between Arachnid Alien Forces of Good vs. Evil!!!!

That is hilarious


The light side and the dark side

well... they didn't do a very good job hidding saddam... now did they?

Originally posted by Lysergic
well... they didn't do a very good job hidding saddam... now did they?

Maybe that "hole" they found Saddam hiding in was really some sort of Cocoon that he was hibernating in. Had we not found him he might have emerged as some kind of Moth and led his Evil Spider Army to Victory!!

I knew it! I knew starship troopers was for real!

LMAOROFF. This is hilarious! It would be so cool to see something like that actually happen hehe

Say it ain't so!!! Man, I hate freaking spiders!!!

Giant Spider Aliens is about as scary a thought as I can imagine.

I think I'd do okay against lizard aliens, snake aliens, even ant aliens...

but spider aliens...FREAK ME OUT! Spiders scare the smuckers out of me!


RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

our only hope is to breed a gaint race of those wasps that kill spiders, the ones that lay eggs in them, I forget the name.

or I guess we could just make a bunch of gaint boots to squash them with

Originally posted by Amuk
our only hope is to breed a gaint race of those wasps that kill spiders, the ones that lay eggs in them, I forget the name.

or I guess we could just make a bunch of gaint boots to squash them with

I like those ideas! I really really really do not like spiders...I have a huge fear of them..

fire > spiders


atleast it seems to work that way with earth spiders. :p

The only thing that would stop a 50 ft spider like that would be a Giant Sized bottle of Raid .. Ugh I detest spiders, but something that huge would seriously do damage to my mind. 8 big eyes about the size of a Hobbit's doorway all staring at you in sync could make you rather nervous. 'Cringe'.

I think the master Spider race has named my garage ground zero.

It's like 20 degrees here, and I go out to smoke and they're everywhere: brown, furry and their feet click on the concrete.

Biggest I've seen yet is about four inches (which is a big recluse) but it's not the giant ones that scare me...

It's the billions and billions of tiny spiders. I bet there are like 5 or 6 crawling on Sapphire's neck right now.

For your entertainment:

Q: (L) What planet is it described in several books as a desert
with huge spiders with legs like tree trunks?
A: Uzuli.
Q: (L) Has any of us ever been abducted by the giant spiders?
A: No one has.
Q: (L) Well why have people seen this planet?
A: It is one of the planets of ZR 4.
Q: (L) What is ZR 4?
A: Zeta Reticuli 4. There are seven planets. The 4th one.

from cassiopaea.org

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Well no one has returned to tell us about it but who knows eh?

As for Sadam being helped by gaint spiders they didn't do a very good job of it when he got caught did they or did the US and the Brits make an agreement with them to hand him over alive?

And I hate spiders I wonder if a news paper will work

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[edit on 3-23-2006 by worldwatcher]

hahaha another CLASSIC


omg this one was great!