Man gets probation for dead deer sex

NECROBEASTIALITY!!!!
*cue double bass and screeching guitar*
the grimmest and most frostbitten form of intercourse

BRUTAL!

Hm, yes that is the portmanteau for what this is, though I have to
say Necrophilic Bestiality sounds better.

I have come to a new conclusion.

Had this guy not been caught... more power to him.

That he was careless enough to get caught, sick the dogs on him. Just make sure they're all in good health!

It'd be like him making sweet, seedless love to a melon. If noone knew, noone's business. But if he had done it in a supermarket that permitted someone encountering him during the act, then he needs to be put in check. Who knows who could be the unfortunate soul to catch him. Some small child could go into a suicidal rage at every barbeque!