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Originally posted by LordInfamous
death. i've already been to jail once and decided right then and there that i was NEVER goin back, and it was only for 10 hrs.
Originally posted by lombozo
Wait! I got it! The perfect answer. When I was on trial, I would tell everybody that I had a really bad childhood. My mom used to make me eat all my broccoli. I had to walk my puppy EVERY day. I always had to make my own bed. I had to go to school every day. When my goldfish died, my dad flushed it down the toilet. Once when I was 6 I was watching a movie on TV, and my bed time came around, and my parents turned off the movie and made me go to bed! That I am still traumatized to this very day.
Originally posted by benevolent tyrant
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm still trying to overcome the trauma of not getting a "Johnny Seven, One Man Army" toy gun for Christmas back in '64, I'd almost feel tempted to send you a twenty to do my small part to ease your pain.