posted on Mar, 9 2007 @ 07:39 PM
BennyHill for President
I, BennyHill, hereby declare that I am running for the office of President of The United States and are running for the Independent party.
In short, my platform is simple:
-Institute a legitimate form of campaign-finance reform that takes government control from big business and special interest.
-Abolish the Patriot Act, Federal Reserve Act of 1913 and again abide by the Constitution.
-Slowly phase out Income Tax
As President of the United States I, BennyHill, promise to work for these initiatives:
-Return the federal government to the American people by enforcing a legitimate campaign- finance law that straps the contributions of big business
-Undo many of the egregious laws that are clearly in violation of the Constitution: Patriot Act, Federal Reserve Act of 1913, and work with the courts
to rescind the 16th Amendment.
-Reform affrimative action to no longer be based upon race, gender, etc. and make it a need-based program targeting the economically deprived.
-Set a DEFINITE timetable for withdrawal of troops from Iraq. This will be preceeded by a decisive increase of troops designed to completely eradicate
the criminals that have begun to permeate Iraqi society and give the Iraqi government an honest and real chance at success.
-Focus foriegn policy not on military might, but rather by flexing diplomatic and economic strength.
-Establish a legitimate commission to finally determine who and what was responsible for 9/11. Find those who were involved and prosecute them for
their crimes and/or treasonous actions.
-Make an honest effort to cut government waste and balance the budget (With a constitutional amendment?)
-Set laws regarding corporate profits and how they are to be dispersed with more money being passed down to the average workers. Non-compliance would
result in a govenment take-over.
-The most important goal for my administration would be to bridge the economic gap between the rich and poor and form an America where opportunity
-Establish a government owned TV station dedicated to 24 hours of Benny Hill!
As a candidate for this office, running on this website, I promise the following:
I will uphold the Terms & Conditions of AboveTopSecret.com at all times
I will conduct a campaign that focuses on issues
I will seek to always answer issue-based questions with direct honesty and integrity
I will not, through my actions, communicate libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates in the
primaries or general election
I will not, through my inaction, allow libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates to be made on my
I will participate in every debate and avail myself to questions from the general population
If selected in a primary election, I will accept the nomination to run for my party for The President of The United States and select a capable
running mate for my Vice President
I understand that if I fail to live up to the higher standards described herein, I may voluntarily or forcibly be required to end my candidacy or
Presidency if elected.
[edit on 9-3-2007 by BennyHill]