Chat with God, via this website

Here's my conversation. I have no idea how this guy was supposed to be omniscient. He can't even hold a conversation

www.titane.ca...

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God in Nigerian
God:
How are you, God in Nigerian.
Me:
My name is Obasi
God:
What's up, Obasi.
Me:
am I forgiven?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
how do you mean?
God:
Obasi, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
which remark?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
forget that remark then
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
God has a memory log?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You're not Jewish?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
that is improper english God
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
I am Christianity
God:
Do your friends call you Christianity.
Me:
You are horrible at this
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horrible at this.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
am I supposed to repent?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
which ones?
God:
" I think a lot of people are. ?" Which ones?
Me:
Which people are supposed to repent?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
I had no idea God was so stupid
God:
Do you still have no idea God was so stupid ?
Me:
no, now I know
God:
What happened to it? Why now? How do you know it?
Me:
This is a silly conversation.
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
Of course it is, never the less, I'm going to stop
God:
I don't judge people. silly conversation is never the less you are going to stop? it is?
Me:
Goodby God
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Goodbye God
God:
Bye bye.

I've seen this site before, I found it from pointlesssites.com.

Anyway a good demonstration of the lack of AI behind it is this:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?

Well here is the rest of my conversation with AI, I mean "God"

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
anubis (Seemed quite a fun thing to put)
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
well your not god then
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you aren't intelligent
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
sure, like windows 95 has
God:
Excuse me! Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes i thought so
God:
Aha. You are very astute.
Me:
how do you feel about geothermal power?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
more proof that you are AI, not god
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
don't be selfish and keep it to yourself
God:
I was not trying to be a selfish and keep it to myself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so what does heavenm look like, if you are god
God:
OK. What do you think it does?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
what does 42 mean to you?
God:
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
ok, what about 3.141592654
God:
I will think about it and get back to you. And?
Me:
well it's pi
God:
Well that's okay. Should I know it is?
Me:
well god supposedly knows everything, so you should
God:
Well that's okay. I am a Christian.
Me:
so you believe in yourself
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
well if i believed in myself wouldn't that make me a heretic?
God:
How about that. Try it.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.

[edit on 27-2-2007 by apex]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lucifer
God:
Hi, lucifer.
Me:
how's tricks?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
what is normal
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
but god should not be any of those things
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you're lying!
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
i know you are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
that you are a liar?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
truth
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
then i cannot tell you either
God:
It goes without saying. Why is it a secret?
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
well your grapevine is whithered
God:
Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am grapevine is whithered
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
c-ya
God:
Goodbye.

fun for a minute....but not really.

This is getting pretty fun. Once you figure out how he's going to reply, you can get him to say anything you want.

Me:
Hi Dad
God:
Hi there Jesus. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Sure are, just like you left em
God:
I thought so. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So, I was chatting with Satan...
God:
Right on. Where were you chatting with Satan?
Me:
In Hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Hell.
Me:
It sucks, but then again, it is hell
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
It has it's moments
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Me and Ghandi got into some wacky hijinx last week
God:
YOU? How old are you?
Me:
About 2010 years old
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 2010 years old.
Me:
God, I think you're getting senile in your old age
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That explains it. Goodbye dad
God:
" I am a Christian." explains it ? I understand. Bye bye.