If you could ask Satan one question...

The only question I would ask is...


"How much would you give me for a fine, unstained soul in good working order?"

My question would be,


So when I get down there are you ready to work for me, or am I going to have to kick your (deleted for security reasons) for a while first?

Does someone need a hug?



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I'd ask him if he fancied popping round one night for a cup of tea and a little chat

Why did you try to overthrow God when you knew it was impossible ??

DOH

i would ask him....

you don't really think you'll win do you?

I would ask

" how could you lose a fiddle contest to Johnny ?"

The question wouldn't matter as his answer would be a lie and intended to deceive. That's all he's got.....lies....deceit....death.....pain.....hate....

Surely thats why you could ask: "Do you ever lie?"

just a thought.

The answer is already known.....no need to ask...

It would just be interesting to get his answer though, because you'd know it was false. Perhaps the best question would be "Are you satan?" What would he say to that?

Then I'd just ask "What wouldn't I get for my soul?" His answer (a lie) would be the true price, so I would take it up.

Originally posted by syrinx high priest
I would ask

" how could you lose a fiddle contest to Johnny ?"

I am sorry but that is too funny

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I would ask him if he can make these stones turn to bread?

Originally posted by queenannie38

Originally posted by Foundation

2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

This verse is a mystery. It says that the Devil is non-other than Christ!

I KNOW you! I know i do!

Judges 14:14 And he said unto them, Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness.

2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

Why is a living dog better than a dead lion?

Why are you such a douche?

I would ask: "Is that offer of all the kingdoms of the world still open?"

Originally posted by thehumbleone
Why are you such a douche?

better than being a douche-bag!

Originally posted by queenannie38
Why is a living dog better than a dead lion?

I don't recall insinuating any elevated 'specie' valuation or status other than those implied in the indicated verses. It is the symbolism that illuminates the trend. Are you wroth? How's kitty?

My very kindest comin' at ya