posted on Apr, 1 2007 @ 02:39 AM
No, it's actually the Earth's anus. That's where all the greenhouse and other gases come from. These CO2 and methane emission levels are greatest
at night. In other words, the Earth is experiencing nocturnal emissions of gases that find their way into the atmosphere and cause temperature
changes. A similar thing happens when I eat beans and then fart under the blanket. It gets real hot. Maybe beans should be banned on the basis that
they contribute to global warming.
Oh crap-- don't give libs any ideas though the idea is intriguing... no beans would equal no mexicans.