posted on Feb, 20 2007 @ 03:40 PM
I'm going to go and break the male code and tell you what we want. It's really very simple but, sadly, the complex make-up of most women make it
nearly impossible to comprehend and provide these simple things.
1. we want sex. contrary to what people might say, it is our most basic need and want. It is why the porn industry is so large. Unlike most women
who can store a good orgasm like a camel and go for days, weeks and even months without another one, we finish and almost immediately are wanting
another. I say almost because..
2. we want sleep. we don't want to discuss the day when our head is on the pillow. we don't want to talk about the good deal she got on shoes that
afternoon or how katie from accounting is a hateful bitch or whatever.
3. we want to not shop. sure we all love a good deal from time to time and we all need to hit the stores but a guy who looks forward to watching his
woman try on and reject 843 pairs of shoes is a guy with a foot fetish and you might want to check his pc for other kinky fetishes.
4. we want to eat. some more than others (you know who you are fatties). We want food on the table or in the fridge. It doesn't have to be
prepared by you but it has to be available. This goes for almost all essential items in the house. Yes, we are capable of getting these things
ourselves and many of us will do so but we need to be told if we are running out or in need of said items.
5. Sex. It should be noted again because if you give us plenty of sex the other stuff is really not going to matter as much.
6. nag-free zones. not much needs to be said other than nobody likes to be pestered and whined at about anything. general rule, if it annoys you,
it probably annoys me.
7. sex. I know, I said it twice but, well, it's on my mind. I'm a guy. Deal with it.