Invasion!

Mechanic 32 - you have the attentions of one very lovely babe
right now...she's interested in a mating ritual in exchange for your schematics on those robotic warriors.

*wink wink*

[edit on 25-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /Fotos/ClaudiaSchiffer05.jpg on this server.

That is what I get, when I click the link. :bnghd: :bnghd:

Oh well darn.

She's a hottie, Mechanic_32 - rest assured!

*fires the photo tech agent out of a torpedo tube*

My apologies for it was me that denied the access to the hot nordic warrior babe. I was able to barter for supperior robot warriors in the middle of west virginia for nothing more than a case of genesee beer. It seems they have an over abundance of parts with which to create these warriors as well.



Perhaps you have something else to barter with Mechanic

[edit on 12/25/2006 by JackJuice]

Originally posted by JackJuice
Perhaps you have something else to barter with Mechanic

Hellll no!

Geez that guy is HUGE!




My mini bot doesn't stand a chance.

Wait!! Hold on....

No one beats this guy. He carries the whole world!



[edit on 12/25/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Hmmmm...might he be able to handle our current communications empire?

No, but these guys can:



source www.nsa.gov...



[edit on 12/26/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Yeah - love those NSA boys.



FNORD!

[edit on 26-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

*grabs plasma ray*

TOUCHE!

*drops plasma ray*
*plasma ray shoots hole through leg*

Originally posted by spidy
*grabs plasma ray*

Hey spidy!!

Ya gotta be careful around some parts of the cosmosphere!

Be careful out there, Spidy.

I'll never forget proper communication is the key.

:w: :w:



All seems quiet on the invasion front lines today.

We've hot to revamp our hot nordic babes after a little mishap involving the abduction of one of the more "uppity" members of the anti-invasion force.

Poor things blew a fuse.

MEANWHILE....

[edit on 28-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

I love this.
*straps plasma ray to hand*

Originally posted by spidy

I love this.
*straps plasma ray to hand*

Careful, those plasma guns are traps haha, It activates once you strap it to yourself so you cant get away.

LOL I love that Jack.
= spidy
:shk: = Jack
:shk:

*Stands at Attention and Salutes*

General, my fleet is in transit through the system. ETA is 2 weeks. We will be ready for complete atmospheric bombardment as soon as we arrive.

Probes detect a small fleet of warships in High Orbit above Earth, we have targetted their Station; on your command we will launch the Proton Cruise Missiles. The codes are in, all we need is your key.



Adm. ShatteredSkies OUT...

*End Transmission*

[edit on 29-12-2006 by ShatteredSkies]

Alright, you asked for it.

Welcome to the Force, Shattered Skies. We look forward to engaging primary tactical ops.

[edit on 29-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]