What happened to William?

Ok mate you may think we are being funny eh

But you must have a roo loose in your top paddock if you think this is a joke.

You won't be laughting when you hear the tramp of jandle covered feet down your street - flop flop flip flop flip flop the sound of the rulers approaching

Or encounter a bronzed soldier in board shorts with zinc on his nose demanding beer

Or finding your hallowed macdonalds closed down and replaced by feesh and cheep shops.

The antipodean rebel alliance has arrived to a pub near you.

All your beers belong to us.

Your new president wull be called "Bruce Bush" regardless of who it is.


[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

Originally posted by Netchicken
OK MATE YOU MAY THINK WE ARE BEING FUNNY EH

BUT YOU MUST HAVE A ROO LOSE IN YOUR TOP PADDOCK IF YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE.

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHTING WHEN YOU HEAR THE TRAMP OF JANDLE COVERED FEET DOWN YOUR STREET -FLOP FLOP FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP THE SOUND OF THE RULERS APPROACHING

OR ENCOUNTER A BRONZED SOLDIER IN BOARD SHORTS WITH ZINC ON HIS NOSE DEMANDING BEER

OR FINDING YOUR HALLOWED MACDONALDS CLOSED DOWN AND REPLACED BY FEESH AND CHEEP SHOPS.

THE ANTIPODEAN REBEL ALLIANCE HAS ARRIVED TO A PUB NEAR YOU.

ALL YOUR BEERS BELONG TO US.

YOUR NEW PRESIDENT WULL BE CALLED "BRUCE BUSH" REGARDLESS OF WHO IT IS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE AMISH ARE COMING! THE AMISH ARE COMING!

NC

Nobodies never gonna own MY beers! Why you edited the CAPS out? I really think you were funny. Everybody knows some screws are loose in my 'top padoc', whatvever that might be...

And there's no, and I mean NO, antipodeans army that are gonna scare me, ok mate?

Nerdling

Is it really necessary to quote entire post? Can't you just reply next to it? Or just begin with the name of the person you're talking to? It's not like there were a zillion post-a-second you know.

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by m0rbid]

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by m0rbid]

Morbid U are right nobody owns your beers a mans beer
is his own private kingdom, let us unite and and defend our beers!

Originally posted by Netchicken

All your beers belong to us.

???!!??
but..but..

Drunk

Yeah! LOL...They can take my house, car, cloathes and first born, but I won't let them take my beer!

Morbid

SO WE STAND TOGETHER TO RID THE WORLD OF BEER THIEVES!

Drunk

Yeah! And rid the world of antipodeans.

Perhaps he has finally went on a well deserved vacation. If so, drink one for me, Bill!

Blessings,
�Mikromarius

WE ARE INTRODUCING NEW BEER RULES.
1 BUDS' WILL IMMEDIATLY BE POURED DOWN THE TOILET, THEY ARE ONLY WEASEL PISS ANYWAY.

2 ALL DARK BEERS AND ALES WILL BE CONSIDERED SUITABLE TO DRINK, THIS ALSO INCLUDES

A) ALL EUROPEAN BEERS.
B) ALL BRITISH BEER EXCEPT TENNENTS
C) DEFINITLY INCLUDES GUINESS (THE ABILITY TO DRINK GUINESS IS A MARK OF A TRUE MEMBER OF THE ANTIPODEAN REBEL ALLIANCE
D) ALL AUSTRAILIAN BEERS EXCEPT SWAN, FOSTER, XXXX AND ANY OTHER WEAK PISS.
E) ALL NZ BEERS EXCEPT DRAUGHT BEER, WHICH IS RECONSTITUTED FROM THE SEWAGE WORKS.


[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

Originally posted by Netchicken
WE ARE INTRODUCING NEW BEER RULES.
1 BUDS' WILL IMMEDIATLY BE POURED DOWN THE TOILET, THEY ARE ONLY WEASEL PISS ANYWAY.

2 ALL DARK BEERS AND ALES WILL BE CONSIDERED SUITABLE TO DRINK, THIS ALSO INCLUDES

A) ALL EUROPEAN BEERS.
B) ALL BRITISH BEER EXCEPT TENNENTS
C) DEFINITLY INCLUDES GUINESS (THE ABILITY TO DRINK GUINESS IS A MARK OF A TRUE MEMBER OF THE ANTIPODEAN REBEL ALLIANCE
D) ALL AUSTRAILIAN BEERS EXCEPT SWAN, FOSTER, XXXX AND ANY OTHER WEAK PISS.
E) ALL NZ BEERS EXCEPT DRAUGHT BEER, WHICH IS RECONSTITUTED FROM THE SEWAGE WORKS.

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

Hey NC beer is beer but i have to agree that Bud tastes like piss so does fosters but Guiness tastes looks like petrol and probably tastes like it an all

Petrol!!!

Maybe you got it out of a can, they add preservative then. It needs to be fresh pumped in a pub.


Guiness is a mix between licorice and chocolate ... mmmm .. with an awesome froth...

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

AHA so its not an alcoholic drink after all!?

You guys have never tasted Balashi!!!

Once you go Balashi, you'll never go back!!!

www.mccullagh.org...

And here's the brewery!!!

www.aruba-info.com...

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
3. You will drink whatever beer I order you to drink.
12. Netchicken will be fed alive to lesbians for imperonating a very disturbed unhappily wed world war 2 veteran.

3. Better not be american beer
12. lucky bastard !!!

Why has noone mentioned hemp beer? That's like Winnie the Pooh beer. Beans and beer at the same time. That must be Heaven!

Blessings,
Mikromarius

So he isn't going to admin anymore

That is truly a shame. . .I am awaiting the announcement nonetheless..and to see who the new admin will be...

At least he isn't gone

-wD

Who DARES call themselves 'drunk' yet claim never to have met guinness?


AN IMPOSTER THIS DRUNK IS.


ALSO PLEASE NOTE, JANDLES ARE TO BE REFERRED TO AS THONGS.

Also note, this skadi sheila is as mad as a cut snake, ignore the elf kingdom. OBEY YOUR NEW ANTIPODEAN RULERS.

Originally posted by Kano
Who DARES call themselves 'drunk' yet claim never to have met guinness?


AN IMPOSTER THIS DRUNK IS.


ALSO PLEASE NOTE, JANDLES ARE TO BE REFERRED TO AS THONGS.

Also note, this skadi sheila is as mad as a cut snake, ignore the elf kingdom. OBEY YOUR NEW ANTIPODEAN RULERS.

Err excuse me i have tried guinness and it tastes like petrol imposter No Way!