generic jokes

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

Hehe, yep, a classic....

Penguins huh.

Like the whole flock of them that washed up on the wrong beach one day, 5000 miles from home, because the head penguin was a bit dopey with his compass.

The locals flagged down a passing refrigerated truck, and asked the truckie to take the penguins straight to the Zoo. He obliged.

The following day, one of the locals saw the truckie in the middle of the city, with the 40 penguins walking along behind him.

He approached the driver and said "I thought we asked you to take these guys to the Zoo!"

The truckie said "I did. We had such a good time, today I decided we would go to the movies."

What is the difference between a circus and a brothel?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.


:bnghd: lol

Originally posted by parrhesia
What is the difference between a circus and a brothel?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.


:bnghd: lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lovely

roflmao

good joke

hehe stunning!

What did the one ghost say to the adder ghost�?

Do you belief in people.