Black Holes demand reparations for billions of years of abuse

A spokesman for the BHCU (Black Hole Commity of the Universe) today stated that they would not stop devouring matter until White Holes, also known as Quasars, have paid them reparations for billions of years of abuse. "For ages, we have been made to look like greedy buffoons, feared, and unjustly criticized due to the lies Quasars have told about us. This aggression will not stand - we, as a community, demand to be paid for our suffering and that of our ancestors."

NC-X17, a Quasar community leader, declined to comment today, but didn't seem pleased as he rushed through space at several million miles per hour.