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Hi, I'm Jessica and I'm new, you'll love me!

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posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 02:55 AM
i guess ill introduce myself lol. my names jessica, i live in pittsburg, pennsylvania. im 18. I love going out and partying and getting trashed! and i like playing guitar and i love music. my myspace is *censored* if you want to know some more or something.

(Mod edit: Sorry, had to remove the link per Item 4 of the T&C. Not trying to be mean, just the rules. Besides, we'd like to get to know you better here on ATS. --Majic)

[edit on 6/18/2006 by Majic]

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 03:21 AM
Nice to meet you Jess. Welcome aboard! Oh, by the way, you look awesome too! Nice boob shot. (:

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 03:36 AM

Originally posted by maximusX
Nice to meet you Jess. Welcome aboard! Oh, by the way, you look awesome too! Nice boob shot. (:

Boob shot? What boob shot? Am I missing something?

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 03:46 AM

Originally posted by stumason

Originally posted by maximusX
Nice to meet you Jess. Welcome aboard! Oh, by the way, you look awesome too! Nice boob shot. (:

Boob shot? What boob shot? Am I missing something?

Hells bells! Where? Where? Where the devil is this boob shot man?
OK. Just jokin'!!
But welcome aboard. It's a roller coaster ride in here. So fasten your seat belt. Your'e gonna have a ride of your life!

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 04:13 AM
It's probaly just a boot, or something similar, advertising for some porn site.
I would hate to see ATS infested with adds like this.


posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 04:16 AM
"Hi! I'm Jessica! Future youth of America!"


posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 04:22 AM

Originally posted by 8th
"Hi! I'm Jessica! Future youth of America!"



best ats post EVER

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 06:28 AM
This thread has taken off, hasn't it?

Are you sure this is the right place for you Jess? Perhaps you don't really know what we harp on about here. For one, a username with sxy in it of whatever isn't going to get you anywhere. This isn't . . . I dunno. This isn't some teen chat room. Some of the stuff can be a bit hardcore for people that haven't really been "exposed" (:puz
; like, did you know the World Trade Centres in New York were bombed down to the ground by the US government, and Flight 93 was shot down by US aircraft on that same day? Now of course, I will respect your beliefs no matter what you think, but some of the stuff here can be a bit out there, and we get enough people coming through and generally causing havoc here that most of us have grown a bit wary.
I don't really expect you to believe the ^above^ mentioned, but each to their own . . . Click the 9/11 forum I've listed below and go back through the pages. There are only about 20 of em. You'll see and hopefully read some amazing stuff.

But now, with my general pessimistic crap out of the way, I reckon you'll need some help getting around.

First off, you want to go to the ATS help files. Just about everything you would ever want to know is here: ATS Help Files. Go through everything there I say. Start with clicking the Quick Guide up the top.

The AboveTopSecret main page has most of the stuff you would probably want to read, there being around 50 forums on about anything you'd ever want to discuss that the media generally doesn't publish, such as 9/11 & 7/7 Conspiracies, Aliens & UFOs, Secret Societies, Weaponry, Space Exploration, and even Mythical Beasts.

In addition, BelowTopSecret has a lot of stuff as well, such as the Dreams & Personal Predictions thread, as well as discussions on Movies, Music, Literature, and Computer Help. It is used for the more off topic stuff.

The other one, Politics@ATS, is a place to discuss politics (as political discussions are not allowed on ATS because they usually become heated).


On the main ATS page, there are a number of features you can use to help with browsing around the site, like the New Posts button, which lists all recent posts on the board, or the myATS page, which shows you all the recent threads you have posted in, as well as a snapshot view of any forums you are interested in. If you want to add or change these subscribed forums, click the circled button:

Click Image to Expand:

The list down the side is all my subscribed threads. It shows who last posted as well.

If you want advice or are confused about something, feel free to post in the Board Questions & Business thread, email me at this address, or send a User2User message to one of the moderators from your Member Centre page. To see a list of all the mods, go to the ATS mainpage and scroll down. Towards the bottom and to the left there is a list titled ' Staff'. You can send a U2U to anyone listed there even if you do not have the mandatory 20 posts.

This here is a great post explaining how to get the little image under your name on ATS as well (be warned, the graphics need an update!).

I hope you get on well here, and remain open minded at all times. There are some arcane people hanging around.

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:15 AM
Welcome to ATS, Jessica!

I hope that you enjoy your stay here.

Need help with the site? Find it here. ---->ATS help files


Don't forget to have fun while you're here.
Check out some of these forums on BelowTopSecret


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Mechanic 32.

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 09:56 AM
Hello, Jessica. I'm Bamby.

I hope you will enjoy our serious debates about conspiracies and bring something new and interesting to our website.

Lets broaden our horizons together. This is serious chat we have going here.


posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 10:04 AM
ha ha ha

hi bambi!!!

lmao.... maybe myspace isnt getting enough activity?

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 10:46 AM

Originally posted by dgtempe
Hello, Jessica. I'm Bamby.

Bamby!?!? Wow, are you serious? I've never known a Bamby

Anyways, Welcome aboard Jessica. Looking forward to reading your posts

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:09 PM


posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:16 PM
hey hey hey there Jessica...welcome from wales..this can be a bit deep here but if your looking to expand your knowledge you have come to the right place.

good luck and take care.

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:23 PM
Wow! To the mod that caught this early, thank you!

Welcome aboard Jessica, I am sure we'll love you.

Dgtempe, you're gonna kill me with posts like that one!

Btw, I really do mean Welcome, jess! I hope you have a good stay on this site, and get to learn all about denying the ignorance!

[edit on 6/18/06 by niteboy82]

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:34 PM
But Will You Love Us?

Easy there gang. Let's be nice to our new members.

After all, we've all been new before, and even after several months, some of us still act like it.

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 08:42 PM
Omg Of all the people in Pittsburgh and this is what represents us...jeeeez..sorry memebers...we all are not like this here in "Steel"town

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 10:01 PM
I may be completely off, and forgive me if I am, but JSSCSEXY, is a very common moniker for one of the Yahoo Sex Spam Bots.

I mean not that I would know or anything, really someone told me. Seriously.

But seriously, it is.


posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 10:17 PM
u got raped by those bots 2 of them,

i was like "hitting them in the head with spiked baseball bat, an the bot goes , ooo, push it in harder

posted on Jun, 18 2006 @ 11:06 PM
Hey Jessica, nice to meet another from the Pittsburgh area. I know you will love it here as there is so much information available. Have fun!

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