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X-men pants

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posted on Jun, 12 2006 @ 06:45 PM
This thread is for the clever replacements of key words with the word "pants" in quotes that are disastrously taken out of context from all three xmen movies for the purpose of amusement.
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Magneto: Ah, Mister Stryker! Come to see that American pants are keeping me comfortable?

Magneto: Humans and their guns,. . . . pants? Theyve learned

Nightcrawler: My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the pants circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler

Storm: Do you know what happens when to a toad when its struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to pants.

Mystique: Pants like you were the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child


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