Why aren't any beautiful women into UFO's? Are aliens prejudiced against hot girls?

Originally posted by johnlear
You know what they call an ugly female on Zeta Reticuli?

A greyhound.

Sorry for the one liner, but that was too funny to not respond to

I got in trouble at work for opening that jscgirls.com link.....darn christians....looks like a porn site at first glance

People are inferring that ATS members by-and-large are f---ed up social misfits begging for doom and calamity to hit their world to cut the more beautiful and socially-acceptable people down to size. It may well be true for some, but not necessarily for everybody. I think it's natural to have a doom-and-gloom outlook when looking at the material on here sometimes. It doesn't mean we are misfits, we just have an inquiring mind, that's all!

Originally posted by Ectoterrestrial
I suggest we have a new show called Abductee House, where all the guests are abductees and stay under camera surveilance 24/7.

This is the best suggestion I've ever seen!

The only problem is possibly that the cameras will turn off as the UFO's presence will shut down all electricity...

This is the best topic I've seen in months here.

Hmm, why aren't any good looking men into UFO's?

This thread is offensive and juvenile.

Originally posted by brEaDITOR
Hmm, why aren't any good looking men into UFO's?

This thread is offensive and juvenile.

Can I say I told you so? It was only a matter of time. To paraphrase an earlier post, I was hot in my 20's and now I am luke warm. Sometimes a little juvenile isn't too bad.

Originally posted by ForestOfForsaken
I challenge anyone, ANYONE to prove me wrong. Can you find me one hot chick who is into UFO's and aliens?

Hi ForestOfForsaken,

Obviously you aren't involved in ufology in the UK. Over here, all ufologists are very good looking.

Seriously, I hate to refuse a challenge so I'd like to give you a link which proves you wrong.

Unfortunately, the website of the British woman that I have in mind (a paranormal investigator _and_ a model) shows her in a state of partial/total undress.

If I gave you that link, I fear that I'd be in breach of the ATS Terms & Conditions which prohibit posting links to sites that contain content that is pornographic or "sexually suggestive".

All the best,

Isaac Koi

Three pages and no-one's figured it out yet. Shocking.

Yarcofin came close.

Beautiful women aren't into UFOs because they are into astrology, Tarot reading, crystals, palmistry, seances, yoga, meditation and gathering in bouncy nubile clusters around some ancient and filthy old guru figure who's long past anything but looking, vying with one another to catch the pearls of wisdom that drool from his liver-spotted lips.

This, by the way, is my retirement plan. Start a cult, preferably one with lots of sex in it. Can't lose.

Originally posted by dgtempe
Zenlover,
I've always been interested in UFO's-

Its not just something you go around talking to people at the vegetable section of your local supermarket.

Haha! I know DG...hot chicks just don't gossip much about UFO's and such. It doesn't mean they're not interested...it's just not something they talk about. I'm in my late 20's and I still am not comfortable even speaking about my experience w/a UFO to even my best friend. She'd probably ship me off to the psych ward ASAP. LOL

What are you talking about, no hot women into UFO's.

Check this one out...

Oh teh hotness!!!

Need i say more?







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Originally posted by Astyanax
Three pages and no-one's figured it out yet. Shocking.

Yarcofin came close.

Beautiful women aren't into UFOs because they are into astrology, Tarot reading, crystals, palmistry, seances, yoga, meditation and gathering in bouncy nubile clusters around some ancient and filthy old guru figure who's long past anything but looking, vying with one another to catch the pearls of wisdom that drool from his liver-spotted lips.

This, by the way, is my retirement plan. Start a cult, preferably one with lots of sex in it. Can't lose.

Hey that's the kind of stuff I'm into. I must be one hot momma! Except the filthy old ancient guru part.

I don't know, I just think this topic is silly.

I don't think this statement has validity. There are surely hot girls out there that believe in UFOs. I have several hot girl friends that believe, but they do not attend conferences.

I have to give you credit for this thread though, it is an absolutely hilarious title and has started my day out with a lot of laughter. I would suggest posting a HOT UFO GIRL WANTED ad on match.com.

Spiderj--

Knowing that Highlander: The Raven is a piece of crap is dead sexy.

Originally posted by mandy1216
Spiderj--

Knowing that Highlander: The Raven is a piece of crap is dead sexy.

So it's agreed, we're both incredibly sexy.

I knew it.

Spiderj

where the hot UFO guys are?

I dunno but I'm pretty sure it works both ways LMAO - look at some of the public UFOlogists (with the exception of David Serida (sp) he's kinda cute in that geeky way...)

Besides it's an internet forum...isn't it a given we're all fat and homely?

BUAHAHAHA

I was going to post 'damn I must be ugly then', but I haven't been to any conferences or for that matter been abducted, so I dunno. What about men, the same thing could apply surely. I have been all around some crop circle places and that kind of thing and never found anyone 'fit' that I'd personally want to whisk off in my sombrero-shaped vehicle, if I had one.

Maybe you should just get out a little more and expand your horrizons to find those so called "hot women" you are looking for. Try going to a club or something, instead of looking for them at ufo conventions or sci fi movies.

Not all of them

Oh I hadn't noticed somebody else had already voiced a similar opinion, didn't mean to ignore anyone there.


"Besides it's an internet forum...isn't it a given we're all fat and homely? "


More like too thin and with bad eyesight from what I have seen of computer people! Like me.