posted on Jun, 3 2006 @ 08:37 AM
I think this is a pretty tough call... I'll give a quick breakdown of each...
Samuel L Jackson
He had a purple lightsabre in Star Wars - If Lucas didn't give him one he would not have done the movies.
Three words, "Say what again!"
Finally, he can be summarized in four more words: SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
So, who kicks more ass? Who would win in a fight?