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For the Office Clown ((Or any clown for that matter))

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posted on Dec, 6 2005 @ 04:49 PM
I received this in an email, but thought it was humorous enough to share...

1. At Lunch Time (or anytime!),Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In Box."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds all Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

posted on Dec, 6 2005 @ 09:11 PM
I love this list. It always gets me to laugh, mainly because it's exactly the way I would like to be around my colleagues. I can be pretty zany, believe it or not, but these really push the envelope. When I saw the list it was billed as ways to make yourself more popular.

posted on Dec, 6 2005 @ 09:39 PM
OMG my son and i are ROFLOL

That is too good.

posted on Dec, 6 2005 @ 09:48 PM
I can do some of these.
And I will!

5, 10, and 19

my favorites

posted on Dec, 12 2005 @ 05:39 PM
Hey!!! I think I used to work with the guy that came up with that stuff!!

( Trust me, it's not as funny after a year or two.......)

posted on Dec, 12 2005 @ 08:18 PM
Ones I would do ((Or have done, or intend to do in the near future)):
1, 5, 6, and 19

Number 12 I'll take care of--- I'LL BE IN THE OPERA...

posted on Dec, 12 2005 @ 08:23 PM

All those are pretty funny.

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