Feel free to add any more here.
You might be a redneck if--
--Less than half the cars you own actually run
--You find that after emptying the beer cans out of your car you get 15 more miles to the gallon
--After mowing your lawn you find a car or two
--You've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill
--Your e-mail address reads something like
[email protected]
--When asked for your ID you show your belt buckle
--You wear a tube top to a wedding
--You've ever driven a Camaro up a tree
--You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
--You don't hem up your pants; you prefer to walk the hems off
--You tape pro wrestling while at work
--You can bring your dog to work
--Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"
--You need a 4X4 to get to your house
--You go to a soap box derby and don't need a program
--You have a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home
--Your bicycle has a gun rack
--You have at least two relatives named Bubba or Junior
--You pawn your grandfather's antique watch for beer money