posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 07:48 AM
You know you live in the South when.........
You know every single NASCAR driver by their name, nickname, or both!
You know you live in the South when.........
You see a firetruck coming up from behind, and when they pass you going to whatever it is they are going to, they play "Dixie" horn on the airhorn!
You know you live in the South when.........
You get held up at a railroad crossing for twenty minutes because the train crew wants something to eat.
You know you live in the South when.........
You can hear a train coming for miles both during the day and night.
You know you live in the South when.........
You see an old caboose sitting in your neighbors front yard
You know you live in the South when.........
the number of cars that decorate your front lawn outnumbers the amount you can actually drive.
You know you live in the South when.........
You meet your cop neighbor while he's got you pulled over for a busted taillight. (I swear this actually happend to me and my dad!)
You know you live in the South when.........
When the number of rusted ol' pickup trucks in one area equal the same amounts of Flea Markets that your relatives from up north passed coming down
here.
You know you live in the South when.........
You see more people at a church on Sunday morning than you see at a bar on Monday Night.
and might I add these two things.......
You might not belong in the South if you don't know where the Mason-Dixon Line is.
You might not belong in the South because there are no radio stations that play that rap crap. A majority of the stations here either play Country,
Rock & Roll, or Southern Gospel.
You might also not like living in the South after we catch you burning an American flag. If anyone of us sees you burning the flag, you better tuck
tail and run because we gonna be a kickin' something!