posted on Sep, 20 2005 @ 09:34 AM
"Oi you aliens, I am at my wits end about your shenanigans. You have caused endless speculation, arguement, humor, ridicule, hurt, confusion, and I
regret to say, in some cases death, amongst my fellow humans with your, at best amatuer, at worst, hopeless attempts to firmly place yourselves in the
mainstream of human consciousness.
I mean, I'm not even sure now if I want you to reveal yourselves properly at all. From what I can make out, none of you present to me anything I
fancy in the least! There seems to be no element of fun amongst your varied types. Do you guys watch movies etc, or have sport? Yes! do you do the
"pointless" things that we humans thoroughly enjoy. It is rumored that you don't even have errrr (sorry I'm British) you know...nod nod...wink
wink....I mean how on earth (oh dear!) ...do you expect us to welcome you.
What really can you do for us!!?? Do you dance? Do you even know what music is? If all you can offer us is ordered obedience, with peace, no wars,
without fun, then I'm not interested. I crave for peace in our world as much as the next guy, but I have a deep suspicion that you guys have no free
will, therefore there'd be no fun if we entertained the idea of you taking over. That's probably why no rebel amongst you has nicked a spaceship and
travelled here to party.
You guys are not attractive in the least! Do you even understand the concept of attractiveness? Admittedly in our world it's been hijacked by glossy
magazines etc, but just as a guide, if Halle Berry and Brad Pittt don't tweak your meters (depending on your sex if you have it) then you will never
Some say you have "free energy". Certainly your spaceships (to those who have seen them) seem to fizz about at will. Do you guys have any idea how
much chaos it would cause if you supplied us with these crafts of yours!? We have enough trouble keeping the road accident figures down, never mind my
daily spacecraft commute to work being jeopardized by UFO (oh ..sorry of course they wouldn't be called that by then) joyriders.
My dear uncle works in the oil industry, are you going to put him out of work by introducing this free energy malarkey of yours? What will he do? What
about my cousin in the cancer research industry? You gonna solve that one as well? What happens to the millions and millions of people who've devoted
their lives to it? Don't laugh, they are dedicated people.
Look my alien friends I honestly think you are going to cause more problems than you will solve by appearing. It is best to keep to your current game
of being in the fringes, you know, an appearance here, one there etc, in case we forget, but please please DON'T do the dirty and turn up behind
someone like our chap Mr Bush on the White House lawn.
Leave us alone. We've meddled all along fine and will continue to do so."