FEMA Analogy Contest

Here's the game: who can post the best analogy finisher to this opening

Appointing the Commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association to run the Federal Emergency Management Agency is like.........

....appointing Michael Jackson as head judge of the Miss Teen USA pageant.

....appointing Jessica Simpson as the Dean of Mathmatics at MIT.

....appoint Karl Rove to head the Presidents Council on Physical Fitness.

(Actually Jessica Simpson's dumb blonde act is just that. An act. )

Anyway, I wanted to answer this, but I suspected my (obvious) answer would just get slammed. But since it's in Slug-Fest...

...appointing George Bush to run the country.

There it is!

I'm trying to find humor in this as a 'self help' mechanism, you know?

The plan to protect = Outsourced to a crony for big $$
The real recommendations = slashed & underfunded by 83%
The "Expert Response" Agency = appoint a crony fund raiser & horse trainer

How is there not a police force on the White House steps with cuffs for the lot of them?

Like appointing Colin Powell to head the GOP/KKK.
Like appointing Quinten Tarantino to Head Director of a film that isn't suppose be a mjor head trip
Like appointing me to head head the uh, well, anything.

~ Electing Actors for President, Governor etc.
~ Appointing Marth Stewart to a Judicial Bench.

I like my one from another thread:

"FEMA couldn't organize an orgy at a whore house."

....Is like appointing Barbara Bush to head World Vision International

Is like appointing Donald Rumsfeld to head the International Peace Bureau

Is like appointing george bush jr to head the national board of psychiatry



[edit on 11-9-2005 by TrueLies]

...inviting Al-Queda suicide bombers visit the White House?
...leaving a horse's a$$ to lead the horse?
...allowing Benny Hill to do brain sugery?
...setting your diet by Ronald McDonald?


[edit on 11-9-2005 by garyo1954]

Originally posted by Bout Time
Appointing the Commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association to run the Federal Emergency Management Agency is like.........

...appointing or electing Mayor Nagin as the next Governor of Louisiana.
...re-electing Gov. Blanco back as Governor of Louisiana.
...having Nancy Pelosi as your sister or mother-in-law.






seekerof

[edit on 11-9-2005 by Seekerof]

Originally posted by Seekerof
...having Nancy Pelosi as your sister or mother-in-law.

I wouldn't mind if Nacy Pelosi was my sister in law... Or even my mother in fact. I respect her for having the courage to tell us that bush was oblious to what 'went wrong' w/ fema.


If the FEM. agency shouldn't of been involved here why on earth would they even come out of the wood work? Federal Emergency Response is there for what then?

Show?

..Is like appointing Barbara Bush to head World Vision International ......

Is like appointing george bush jr to head the national board of psychiatry

True Lies - once again I ended up snorting hot coffee through my poor nasal passages

Just..the first, and the last, are hysterical. Whatever the prize, I think you should win

Is like Appointing Ah-Nold to a Bikini Competition as Head Hair Dresser.

Hmmm, can't think of any good ones really, they were already taken!

Appointing Dennis Leary to Head the ATF.

There's a good one!

Is like saying "sure there were buses, but there was no place to take them"