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example:

Bush is, in fact, a thrice-cursed fascist tyrant and man-killer as he revived the fascist war doctrine which had been judged by humankind long ago and is now bringing dark clouds of a new Cold War to hang over our planet and indiscriminately massacring innocent civilians after igniting the Afghan and Iraqi wars.
It is the greatest tragedy for the U.S. that Bush, a political idiot and human trash, still remains in the presidential office of the world's only "superpower," styling himself "an emperor of the world."

Lots of Rock´n´Roll Hard-Core Propaganda on that page. Check out the Suggested Searches too. It´s all real propaganda and not made up.

[edit on 2005/8/15 by Hellmutt]

This is really good entertainment, you know.

Monstrous Crimes Committed by U.S. in Korean War

Pyongyang, July 16 2004 (KCNA)

They brutally murdered more than a million civilians in south Korea in the first one year of the war and millions of people in the whole period of the war.
During some fifty days of their occupation of Sinchon County in the north they slaughtered 35,380 people, one fourth of the county population. The dead include 16,200-odd children, old people and women.
In its investigation report on the atrocities committed by GIs in the northern part of Korea, the Women's International Democratic Federation disclosed that the massacre and torture perpetrated by them in the temporarily occupied areas were crueler than those done by Hitler Nazis in Europe.
The U.S. used even germ and chemical weapons in Korea.

"old people and women"?

And this is a funny one. About Rumsfeld :

KCNA Blasts Rumsfeld's Vituperation

Pyongyang, November 22 2003 (KCNA)

It is nothing surprising that Rumsfeld talked such nonsense as he put Hitler into the shade in man-killing and war hysteria.
But we can never pardon him for malignantly slandering our dignified and inviolable political system whether he is a political dwarf, human scum or hysteric.
His hands are stained with the blood shed by so many people.
He is, indeed, a human butcher and fascist tyrant who puts an ogre to shame.
It was none other than Rumsfeld who set out the theory of "preemptive nuclear attack," massacred innocent people in every part of the world and hurled GIs into the Iraqi war and other abysses of death. Wherever he went he sparked aggression, war and horrible disaster.
It is ridiculous of such a war fanatic to talk about evil and other country's policy.

Try the STALIN search

And the KCNA Random Insult Generator

You arrogant reactionary, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!

That's great! Haven't been called that in a little while!

I remember reading something on their actual site saying Kim Jong-Il was so highly respected by the American people, he was receiving awards from everywhere...pretty much saying the U.S. would elect him if only they could throw off the present government...

Oh yeah I forgot this recent tidbit: Kim Jong-il is the best golf player the world as ever known...just on his first try, plus he can recite hundreds of lines of computer code from memory:

IT was a claim that would have made even Tiger Woods blush. Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea, has casually suggested that, during the first round of golf he ever played, he notched up a mere 11 holes in one.

Assuming he is telling the whole truth, and the course was more than a municipal putting green in central Pyongyang, the leader of the world's most secretive state defied astronomical odds to card his 11 aces.
It is estimated to be a one in 14 million chance to have two during a round of 18 holes, the same odds as winning the UK National Lottery. Achieving nine more would add quite a few more zeros.
Still, Kim's proclaimed prowess is not confined to the golf course. According to the North Korean website article published yesterday which featured his aces, he also pilots jet fighters, writes operas, and produces films in his spare time.

The extravagant claims also stretched to the fact that he can easily memorise hundreds of lines of computer codes.

www.theherald.co.uk...

Btw--is there some reason this is in the pub, seems like legitimate political conspiracy, education & media, or at least pts material to me...



[edit on 8/21/2005 by djohnsto77]

Generator Meltdown

Originally posted by Hellmutt
And the KCNA Random Insult Generator

Originally posted by Kim Jong Il
You bloodthirsty militarist, you would be well advised to behave with discretion!

You imperialist lackey, your ridiculous clamour for "human rights" is nothing but a shrill cry!

You politically illiterate militarist, your accusation against the DPRK is no more than barking at the moon!

You half-baked bloodsucker, you have glaringly revealed your true colours!

Thou artless base-court applejohn!

My, that Kim Jong Il is quite the bawdy, bat-fowling bum-bailey, isn't he?

And but a hair's breadth from being roundly considered a beslubbering beef-witted canker-blossom, unless I am very much mistaken.

At this rate, I foresee him degenerating into a yeasty weather-bitten wagtail in no time, or I'm a pribbling plume-plucked pumpion, and no mistake!

You psychopathological aggressor, we will thwart your frantic attempts to stifle us!


hahahah that rules!

Here´s a little quote I found by searching the word "paradise".

Song Arirang sounds as ever

New songs Arirang of the Korean nation full of its joy, pleasure and optimism were born in the north where President Kim Il Sung built a powerful socialist country, a paradise of the people, in the spirit of independence after liberating the country.

[edit on 2005/8/21 by Hellmutt]

You anti-socialist running dog, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!

Haha, hilarious stuff, thanks for posting

Here's an excellent new article:

Kim Jong Il Gives On-the-Spot Guidance to Industrial Establishments

Pyongyang, September 16 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission, gave on-the-spot guidance to the Ryongsong Machine Complex and the Hungnam Pharmaceutical Factory. He was greeted on the spot by Hong Song Nam, chief secretary of the South Hamgyong Provincial Committee of the WPK, Kim Phung Gi, chairman of the South Hamgyong Provincial People's Committee, and leading officials of the complex and the factory. The first leg of his guidance was the Ryongsong Machine Complex. He first went to the room devoted to the history of the complex. Looking back with deep emotion upon the glorious course of development covered by the complex, he said thanks to the profound care of President Kim Il Sung the Ryongsong Machine Complex turned into the nation's leading machine-building centre and a "mother plant" begetting more plants. The undying feats performed by the President will shine for all ages with the glorious history of the complex, he added. He dropped in at No. 1 Machine Shop to acquaint himself with the production and watch newly manufactured compressors.
He highly praised the feats performed by the workers of Ryongsong, noting it is a great success that they have built modern compressors by their own efforts and technology in a short span of time.
Strongly backed by many giant machine plants including the Ryongsong Machine Complex, the DPRK could successfully realize the socialist industrialization in such a short span of time and augment its economic potential at a high rate and dynamically push ahead with the building of a great prosperous powerful nation, he said, and went on: This goes to prove the validity and great vitality of the WPK's unique economic line on giving priority to the development of heavy industry with the machine-building industry as its core, while simultaneously developing light industry and agriculture. He set the goals to be attained by the complex in a few years to come and indicated tasks and ways to do so.
The second leg of his inspection was the Hungnam Pharmaceutical Factory. He went round the monument to the on-the-spot guidance given by President Kim Il Sung and the room devoted to the history of the factory.
Under the wise leadership and meticulous care of the President the factory could cover the road of progress as a mother factory in the nation's pharmaceutical industry, he noted, adding that the people should always remember the benevolence the President showed for them, while working heart and soul for them all his life. He learned about the equipment and production at the factory, going round its interior including compounding shops and the industrial experiment station. He underscored the need to channel great efforts into the production of medicines so that the people may fully benefit from the free medical service. What is most important in the production of medicines is to boost the production of household medicines always required by people in their life, he noted, underlining the need to pay primary attention to this matter.
Calling for developing in depth the work to put the production of Koryo medicines on a scientific and industrial basis, he urged the technicians and workers in the field of pharmaceutical industry to steadily raise their scientific and technical level and, at the same time, sufficiently secure basic raw materials for the production of medicines. He stressed the need to provide the best sanitary conditions and establish the highest level of cultured practice in production as the factory turns out medicines related to people's life and indicated ways to do so.
He set forth tasks to be fulfilled to reconstruct it on modern lines. He was accompanied by Kim Ki Nam, Pak Nam Gi and Ju Kyu Chang.

www.kcna.co.jp...

You have to give it to these guys, they're absolute experts in propaganda, but who's really listening?

Well, of course I'm going to believe anything Kim Jong Il says! Anyone who says he scored five holes-in-one in his first golf game, well, they can obviously be believed to tell the truth no matter what happens!

From KCNA insult generator:

You politically illiterate militarist, you would be well advised to behave with discretion!

Well. The half baked irony of this extra large dwarf statement is nothing but a shrill cry for psychopathological illiterate bloodsuckers to show their true colors while the applejohn militarists behave with discretion, barking at the moon.

Proportional Response

Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
Well. The half baked irony of this extra large dwarf statement is nothing but a shrill cry for psychopathological illiterate bloodsuckers to show their true colors while the applejohn militarists behave with discretion, barking at the moon.

Ain't it the truth?

I must say that it would be hilarious if the White House started using the same language to respond to Pyongyang that they use.

"...in other news, President Bush of the United States, in response to a diplomatic challenge from Pyongyang on nuclear proliferation policy, said, 'It is clear that the evil designs of the Stalinist devil-worshiper Kim Jong-Il are to murder all the free people of the world before personally consuming the starving children of North Korea in a nuclear-fueled orgy of radioactive Marxist cannibalism...'"

Yes, I think that would be worth doing at least once.

KCNA Random Insult Generator:

You psychopathological traitor, your accusation against the DPRK is no more than barking at the moon!

Nuclear War

By searching for keyword "nuclear war", I can see that there's an increased danger of nuclear war, according to an article from Nov 13, 2008!

Absolutely intolerable are the Lee Myung Bak group's sycophancy toward the U.S. and its treacherous acts of blocking national reconciliation and reunification, bedeviling the north-south relations and increasing the danger of a nuclear war in violation of the basic spirit of the historic June 15 joint declaration through cooperation with outsiders, says Rodong Sinmun Wednesday in a signed article.

...that was a long sentence. Bolded by me.

Sea of Fire

North Korea has once again threatened with "sea of fire". I was surprised to find that a search in the "STALIN Search" for "sea of fire" only returned 18 results. I expected more...


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