posted on Aug, 10 2005 @ 02:10 PM
1. If they're round your house and take off their shoes, wait for them to be in another room and say you're going to the toilet. Then fill up their
shoes with whipped cream or jelly or something.
2. If you've been invited to their house, turn up with a shopping bag and say you've bought some snacks. First throw a bag of apples, which they
catch and open. Then lob an identical bag full of oranges. Now, the messy part. What they don't realise is that the 3rd bag is full of custard. Lob
it as before but this time as they catch it, it will splatter them with custard.
3. Wait until your victim is not looking, then shout 'catch!' and lob an egg at them. As they mentally congratulate themselves for catching it do it
again. And again. And again. Catching an egg whilst holding another is difficult enough; holding 2 or 3 and catching a 4th is pretty much impossible
without a degree of messiness. Keep the eggs coming gently but regularly, ignoring your victim' pleas and denying him time to put the other eggs
down. Run like hell when you've thrown your last; your victim may well have at least one intact egg left, which he will almost definitely retaliate
4. Fill a large glass of water and find a drawing pin/thumb tack. Bet your victim that they cannot fix the full glass to the wall using only the tack.
They will try, all the while concentrating on not dropping the glass or spilling the water. When they give in, tell them you will show them how. Take
the glass in one hand, press it high against the wall, and then 'accidentally' drop the tack on the floor. Ask your victim to pick it up for you,
then as they bend down, empty the glass of water on their head.
5. Fill marshmallows with salt, pepper, or mustard by cutting them in half, scooping them out and squeezing them back together. Put them back in the
bag, then offer to your victim. If you feel this isn't enough for a particular victim then use chilli sauce and when this takes effect, offer your
victim a glass of milk (the only cure for a chilli overdose). What they wont know is that you've chopped up white marshmallow and added it to the
milk. The relief of gulping down soothing cold milk will turn to revulsion when they encounter the bits. No-one can stomach lumpy milk!
I hope these helped. Tell me how they went if you do them.
How old are you? Because I've got loads more depending how old you are (if they own a car etc).