posted on Jul, 28 2005 @ 09:49 AM
The TOP 13 NEW NAMES for the WAR AGAINST TERROR!
13. I Can't Believe It's Not a War Against Terror!TM
12. The Tough Love Campaign Against Those Big Meanies Over There
11. The War Against Competence
10. Arthur
9. The Ultimate Middle-East Makeover
8. The Convenient Distraction From the Looming Economic Collapse
7. The Big Jeezly To-Do About Something Or Other
6. The Soaring Eagle with a Tear in its Eye Carrying the Baby Jesus Swaddled in Old Glory over the Burning Rubble of Ground Zero Crusade
5. Sudden Death Overtime
4. The Military Industrial Complex Blank Check No-Bid Fire Sale
3. 4th and Goal on the 20
2. The Teaser for the War Against China
1. The Combat Against, um... the Tussle With the, uh... Hey! Look! That Pretty White Girl is Still Missing in Aruba!