Biden just fell down at AF graduation....

And so we hear…
Everyone trips over things.
Everyone falls off their bikes.
Everyone falls up the stairs repeatedly.
Everyone loses their train of thought in mid sentence over and over again.
Everyone calls people lying, dogfaced pony soldiers.
Everyone mouth kisses their grandchildren.
Everyone calls their drug addicted, prostitute banging sons ‘the smartest guy I know’.

At some point, these Dem sycophants will realize how silly they sound.

originally posted by: TruthJava
a reply to: Vasa Croe

That had to hurt. I actually feel sorry for the poor old guy sometimes. Someone needs to be held accountable for letting this man hurt himself all the time. I don't know...maybe I am too softhearted.

I'm like you, with mixed emotions.
I loathe what he's done as POTUS and the life he's lived, but as a fellow human I have a lot of pity for him.

The definition of mixed emotions: watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new car.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Heard on news radio, they blamed a sandbag he tripped on.

Authorities need to immediately arrest that treasonous sandbag for attempting to assassinate the president. Put that sob sandbag in front of a firing squad.

Biden didn't trip. He just went down to do a quick five pushups to impress the people. The overreaction by the secret service will probably get someone fired by him. That is if he remembers the incident at all. That will be the way he remembers it anyway.

originally posted by: LittleJake
a reply to: Vasa Croe

Heard on news radio, they blamed a sandbag he tripped on.

Authorities need to immediately arrest that treasonous sandbag for attempting to assassinate the president. Put that sob sandbag in front of a firing squad.

It is june, it must have been a Junebug he tripped over. Bag and bug...just one letter difference, that bag looked like it was far from where he was walking.

originally posted by: butcherguy
And so we hear…
Everyone trips over things.

We do.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone falls off their bikes.

We do.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone falls up the stairs repeatedly.

Not as often as 80 year olds, but it happens.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone loses their train of thought in mid sentence over and over again.

Bigly. Not as often as an 80 year old man, but it happens to everyone, everyday.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone calls people lying, dogfaced pony soldiers.

Not so much, but I'm not 80 and I didn't grow up where he did. A lot of things that I say everyday wouldn't make much sense to someone who doesn't live in Missouri.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone mouth kisses their grandchildren.

I don't have any, but my grandparents definitely kissed me on my mouth.

originally posted by: butcherguy
Everyone calls their drug addicted, prostitute banging sons ‘the smartest guy I know’.

I don't have any kids on drugs, so I can't relate, but my MAGA brother's 12 year old daughter has an addiction problem, and spent the night in the hospital last night because she chugged a 5th of vodka in about an hour. I'm working to get custody.

originally posted by: butcherguy
At some point, these Dem sycophants will realize how silly they sound.

😬

a reply to: LordAhriman

Hunter... is that you?

Your posting history finally makes sense!

originally posted by: Lumenari

HURR DURR

Yes. I came here 10 years ago to defend Joe Biden, a man that I have never voted for LOL. I am also about to go through another grueling court process to secure another kid who needs help. This will be my 3rd time now. The first 2 graduated early, with honors. After last night, my brother's house is definitely going to be searched. I wouldn't be surprised if he had 200 guns in his basement. He starts training these babies at age 5, and I'll take his son too.

originally posted by: butcherguy
And so we hear…
Everyone trips over things.
Everyone falls off their bikes.
Everyone falls up the stairs repeatedly.
Everyone loses their train of thought in mid sentence over and over again.
Everyone calls people lying, dogfaced pony soldiers.
Everyone mouth kisses their grandchildren.
Everyone calls their drug addicted, prostitute banging sons ‘the smartest guy I know’.

At some point, these Dem sycophants will realize how silly they sound.

I require 2 shrubbery....

a reply to: butcherguy

Either that or we really do live amongst the worst sort of degraded degenerates, and they are all telling the truth ... Think about that.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: butcherguy

Either that or we really do live amongst the worst sort of degraded degenerates, and they are all telling the truth ... Think about that.

You can't throw Brussels sprouts into this argument....

originally posted by: rickymouse
Biden didn't trip. He just went down to do a quick five pushups to impress the people.

😂😂😂😂😂

I feel sorry he didn’t snap a femur.

I would have been ok with Radical hip displacement as well.

Either/and/or really.

Robinette is a forty year long leech.

a reply to: TruthJava

Wait... wasn't he being played by some imposter in a "mission impossible" cia mask?

Did they hire a senile actor, too? Are they attempting realism... or is it a signal that this "president"... isn't?

Or are we simply stuck with a frail, senile, puppet child smeller cic who just looks like he's wearing a fairly decent mask?

I jest, and find both alleged sides in US politics highly suspect... and don't dismiss alien or occult takeover offhand, but this has been the weirdest couple prezzes in memory.

Back when he was young, if a horse walked like that they'd give it both barrels. Through the door.

Biden didn't just fall.

He fell, and he couldn't get himself back up. He needed to be picked up.

He's like the people in that old commercial for life alert - I've fallen, and I can't get up!

The Babylon Bee

It’s not a black sandbag because it voted for Trump.

a reply to: underpass61

originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: LittleJake
a reply to: Vasa Croe

Heard on news radio, they blamed a sandbag he tripped on.

Authorities need to immediately arrest that treasonous sandbag for attempting to assassinate the president. Put that sob sandbag in front of a firing squad.

It is june, it must have been a Junebug he tripped over.

Bag and bug...just one letter difference, that bag looked like it was far from where he was walking.

Watched, last night, a short video of his trip and fall. Didn't see either a bag, or a bug. To me, it looked like he tripped on thin air.

Looking at his aimless walking around all over the place, I'd say he was probably drunk.


This is the parody video I watched. Can't embed it but it's worth watching. Real funny!

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