The Physical

A 90 year old man goes to the Dr for a checkup. The Dr runs all the tests and tells the man everything looks fine and asks about his mental health. The old man says he's just fine and has a special relationship with God. He says " God knows I have really terrible eyesight and can barely see where I'm going, so when I get up at night to go to the bathroom, as soon as I open the bathroom door the light comes on and when I close the door the light goes off".

The Dr is amazed and calls the wife later and asks if the light really does come on all by itself.

She says "Damnit, he's pissin' in the refrigerator again !!"

a reply to: DAVID64
You just made me LMAO! I can't wait to pass this one around! Thanks for taking me out of my bad mood!

a reply to: DAVID64

Thank you for that.