The Most Absurd Reasons For The Explosion In Blood Clots, Climate Change Is One

We knew it was coming sooner or later--Now climate change is being blamed for the explosion in health conditions like heart attacks and blood clots. Apparently climate change really kicked in starting 2021 and started creating all these baffling problems. Wait no, it's car exhaust. Actually its loneliness, and cold showers. Or just loneliness. You know what, its whatever we say its, but it's not that thing you're not allowed to talk about it.

Don't forget good news. A surfeit of good news can actually give you a heart attack, they claimed.

originally posted by: starviego
Don't forget good news. A surfeit of good news can actually give you a heart attack, they claimed.

A guy died suddenly from good news. This happens all the time of course.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

This happens all the time of course.

Mainly because of the abundance of good news? Presumably that's being transmitted from the planet formerly known as Earth, now Clownworld, which now sits at the end of a massive CERN wormhole dooda in the middle of nowhere.

originally posted by: v1rtu0s0

originally posted by: starviego
Don't forget good news. A surfeit of good news can actually give you a heart attack, they claimed.

A guy died suddenly from good news. This happens all the time of course.

If I got news that I won even a million bucks on the lotto....my wife would have a fun time spending it. Hopefully she would remember I need to be cremated before she took off to vacation in Hawaii with my daughter.

Haven’t you heard? Across the world young professional athletes, physical among men and women everywhere, are dying on the pitch and fields?

For no reason at all other than the warm temps.

GL with the cold ones Europe.

It’s quite odd. I’d ring up Lloyd’s of London, but I’m calling a quote from Guy Ritchie’s infamous and glorious movie Snatch.

“All bets are Off”

Changing your bed was another one that could cause a heart attack was a story earlier this year in a UK newspaper.
They must think the public are so stupid to believe this sort of stuff.

originally posted by: glen200376
Changing your bed was another one that could cause a heart attack was a story earlier this year in a UK newspaper.
They must think the public are so stupid to believe this sort of stuff.

They do and they are.

I must admit though I’m fairly sceptical about all these supposed excess deaths. I have a fairly wide circle of friends, acquaintances, customers, work colleagues etc and I’m afraid I’m just not seeing or hearing some of the things that get talked about in here.

Not saying it’s incorrect or wrong but I can only say what I see and hear around me.

Still keeping an open mind though.

MR

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

When it's good news, that news is good. An we can expect, good news when It's good news. Until we have good news the news is just news. Sorry had to Kamala a bit.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

I wait and see. If the mRNA vaccines cause permanent damage then the truth will come out ... there will be no escape.

originally posted by: v1rtu0s0
We knew it was coming sooner or later--Now climate change is being blamed for the explosion in health conditions like heart attacks and blood clots. Apparently climate change really kicked in starting 2021 and started creating all these baffling problems. Wait no, it's car exhaust. Actually its loneliness, and cold showers. Or just loneliness. You know what, its whatever we say its, but it's not that thing you're not allowed to talk about it.

The climate change ideology!!!


It's such a wonderful ideology and there are many who subscribe to it. The world is coming to an end! We are all going to die! Save the planet before it's too late. Listen to Greta Thunberg and her doom and gloom scenarios. They must be true! She is an expert after all...

Climate change is responsible for everything including heart attacks, blood clots, immune deficiencies, parkinsons, multiple sclerosis, cancers, etc. It is a fact. It was even published in the chronicles of left-wing activism and pink-green news sometime ago.

You shouldn't be a climate change denier or a vaccine denier and you should respect there are 150 genders and don't question the validity of these important realisations. You don't want to be a bigot or a transphobe or a vaccine denier or a climate change denialist.

Aaaah I forgot! War on fossil fuels! We have much better sources of energy. Like peanut butter and Nutella.

climate change lost the keys to my car making me late to work.

originally posted by: Asmodeus3

originally posted by: v1rtu0s0
We knew it was coming sooner or later--Now climate change is being blamed for the explosion in health conditions like heart attacks and blood clots. Apparently climate change really kicked in starting 2021 and started creating all these baffling problems. Wait no, it's car exhaust. Actually its loneliness, and cold showers. Or just loneliness. You know what, its whatever we say its, but it's not that thing you're not allowed to talk about it.

The climate change ideology!!!


It's such a wonderful ideology and there are many who subscribe to it. The world is coming to an end! We are all going to die! Save the planet before it's too late. Listen to Greta Thunberg and her doom and gloom scenarios. They must be true! She is an expert after all...

Climate change is responsible for everything including heart attacks, blood clots, immune deficiencies, parkinsons, multiple sclerosis, cancers, etc. It is a fact. It was even published in the chronicles of left-wing activism and pink-green news sometime ago.

You shouldn't be a climate change denier or a vaccine denier and you should respect there are 150 genders and don't question the validity of these important realisations. You don't want to be a bigot or a transphobe or a vaccine denier or a climate change denialist.

Aaaah I forgot! War on fossil fuels! We have much better sources of energy. Like peanut butter and Nutella.

Indeed, we must save the planet right before we destroy ourselves. Politicians will buy beach front property because.... no reason.

I asked my doctor about the excess deaths a couple weeks ago, and she said environmental factors.... I said what does that mean, and she said climate change, I was shocked and said "what!?", she then proceeded to get uncomfortable and couldn't back up her words. It was at that moment I was kind of shook, this was when I realized the conspiracy is real, and closer to home than I thought.

originally posted by: JBHemi
I asked my doctor about the excess deaths a couple weeks ago, and she said environmental factors.... I said what does that mean, and she said climate change, I was shocked and said "what!?", she then proceeded to get uncomfortable and couldn't back up her words. It was at that moment I was kind of shook, this was when I realized the conspiracy is real, and closer to home than I thought.

Most doctors are in a deep state of cognitive dissonance. Get another doctor. If they're saying its climate change then I don't know what to say.

If you really want to know if you're about to die from a heart attck, stroke, or blood clots, ask yourself the following:

Have you:
Smoked weed?
Eaten Breakfast?
Not eaten breakfast?
Eaten Bacon?
Eaten Wheat bread?
Eaten White bread?
Slept too much?
Slept too little?
Shoveled snow?
Slept on your right?
Slept on your left?
Slept on your back?
Used your vape?
Watched a sportsball match?
Been out in the heat?
Been out in the cold?
Stayed home all day?
Worked all day?

If you answered yes to any of these, and have had your vaccines and boosters, welcome to the unexplained Cardiac Event Club!

originally posted by: JBHemi
I asked my doctor about the excess deaths a couple weeks ago, and she said environmental factors.... I said what does that mean, and she said climate change, I was shocked and said "what!?", she then proceeded to get uncomfortable and couldn't back up her words. It was at that moment I was kind of shook, this was when I realized the conspiracy is real, and closer to home than I thought.

You doctor is probably afraid to say the truth or what she thinks for the obvious reasons or she is really deluded. She might also be a green or left wing activist and that can explain this anomalous behaviour.

originally posted by: MaxxAction
If you really want to know if you're about to die from a heart attck, stroke, or blood clots, ask yourself the following:

Have you:
Smoked weed?
Eaten Breakfast?
Not eaten breakfast?
Eaten Bacon?
Eaten Wheat bread?
Eaten White bread?
Slept too much?
Slept too little?
Shoveled snow?
Slept on your right?
Slept on your left?
Slept on your back?
Used your vape?
Watched a sportsball match?
Been out in the heat?
Been out in the cold?
Stayed home all day?
Worked all day?

If you answered yes to any of these, and have had your vaccines and boosters, welcome to the unexplained Cardiac Event Club!

Outstanding!

a reply to: MaxxAction

You forgot that walking your dog out can cause a stroke, heart attack or whatever. Dangerous times ahead.

Everything is very dangerous for your health except the jab.

originally posted by: Sander1976
a reply to: MaxxAction

You forgot that walking your dog out can cause a stroke, heart attack or whatever. Dangerous times ahead.

Everything is very dangerous for your health except the jab.

You forgot that reading right-wing newspapers or visiting right-wing sites and blogs is also bad for your health. It's a fact that heart attacks are associated with right wing views.

So you should get your third and fourth and fifth doses and refrain from reading the right stuff.