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MaskedAvatar

posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 09:04 PM
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Just saw this classic at the Viz site and thought I would post it.

Any more Top Tips or Handy Hints to help with the complexities of modern life?



EMPLOYERS:
Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.


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posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 09:13 PM
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Homeland security special



BAKERS Avoid confusion and imprisonment when carrying desserts through airport customs by referring to Almond and Mocha bombs as Almond and Mocha upside-down cakes.
M Kipling, Guantanamo Bay


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posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 11:58 PM
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MA's own.


When consulting Zimbabwean witch doctors, if you are told that you have a problem with your left foot, be sure to check that your left foot is not asleep before you attempt to walk away after your consultation.


spliff4020

posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 02:52 AM
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Tip-- Choose a lawyer with a strong sounding name such as,




[edit on 5-4-2005 by spliff4020]


spliff4020

posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 02:56 AM
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TIP#2..Always know what your kids are watching on tv and at the movies.





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