Unknown cause of death is the leading cause of unknown cause of death!

It's true. Trust the media *hypnotoad.gif* and all will be well.

hahaa, this guy.. always nails it with a humor befitting a court jester in the modern age

a reply to: jerich0

This just in.

Almost all crashes of aircraft are caused by the ground.

The rate of ships sinking is remaining constant even though much is being done to make them safer, once per ship.

Water has been found to be the cause of almost all drownings.

Captian Obvious says "Stay safe out there. Don't catch the COVID 'vax'"

a reply to: beyondknowledge

It's not the fall that kills you, it's hitting the ground !

a reply to: jerich0

The drop might be a lot of fun but that last inch is really going to hurt.

a reply to: jerich0

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sorry left this out.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

Deleted. Mind in gutter.

Though I may be wrong, I believe that regardless of the cause of death, everyone dies. You know, except for the seven billion people currently alive. So, well, ok, I'm not sure what I think.

a reply to: Bigburgh

lol classic, not seen that before !

originally posted by: VeeSter
Though I may be wrong, I believe that regardless of the cause of death, everyone dies. You know, except for the seven billion people currently alive. So, well, ok, I'm not sure what I think.

in 100 years 99% of us will be dead.... I wont see 60, and I'm OK with that.. be lucky to see 55, and no corrupt big pharma in my demise, just fate. if anything hurries my shuffle, I'll dance to my own tune!

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: beyondknowledge

Deleted. Mind in gutter.

naught wrong with gutters

we invented them to stop people throwing crap on us, after all!

a reply to: jerich0

last inch is really going to hurt.

I...
I couldn't help myself.😞

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: jerich0

last inch is really going to hurt.

I...
I couldn't help myself.😞

Reminded me of a recent youtube comment where someone in a dress, stole $700 bucks from a patron after using her purse... she said "Maybe he just wanted a tip!" and I replied "I'm sure he takes more than the tip..."

lmao... well, I wasn't wrong ! she got called out for hate speech and he gave back the $700 bucks ! it's a mad world, you gotta be mad to live in it.. O.o