FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe - the babylon bee!

NOW WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!111 there was indeed evidence for the raid!

Classic lol.

a reply to: jerich0

a reply to: jerich0

Well that was rather disappointing. I was expecting to find the location of the warehouse that has the Ark of the Covenant and pictures of the alien bodies in the Whitehouse basement.

Not even a rubber chicken.

There was no documents, it was all illegally printed and paid for by the taxpayer FJB flyers they found. When they realized they been trolled they needed something official so they jacked passports and first lady panties for later raids when they pretend to be white, straight, drug dealing terrorist bikers and need panties of substantial ass pulling to staple to a wall in the clubhouse to get the ins at a radical biker club they invented. whew one breath, and didn't blink for 1min 56 seconds

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a reply to: Brotherman

So, how long have you been practicing free diving?

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: Brotherman

So, how long have you been practicing free diving?

I'm a badger I # around in everyones trash, its my job.

originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: Brotherman

So, how long have you been practicing free diving?

I'm a badger I # around in everyones trash, its my job.

I was asking because of that very long breath for that sentence.


Oh, I would have also expected Elvis' phone number for one of the document findings.

a reply to: jerich0

I seriously LOL'd at Joe Biden's bike kickstand - that was classic!

Finally !!! 🎆✅

a reply to: jerich0

lol I lost it at blow up the moon with tanning solution.

I expect if the FBI digs a little deeper, they'll find their ass on a platter.

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: jerich0

Well that was rather disappointing. I was expecting to find the location of the warehouse that has the Ark of the Covenant and pictures of the alien bodies in the Whitehouse basement.

Not even a rubber chicken.

Without the rubber chicken, we can always assume fake news!!

originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
a reply to: Brotherman

So, how long have you been practicing free diving?

I'm a badger I # around in everyones trash, its my job.

Brilliant, I love this

You also hold hands with each other kin when you are swept in dark waters!! Or is that otters... Oo

lol

No one noted there was no Season 2 of Firefly!!

I'm sad nao!!

hahaha..

It's kinda scary when satire is closer to the truth than what is called "the news."