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Texan in Spain

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posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 12:56 PM
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So, there's this Texan on holiday in Spain in a bar opposite the Bullfight ring.

He sees flame grilled bulls testicles as a special on the menu and decides to try it.

The waiter comes over and asks if he enjoyed it and he tells him it was so good he'd come back next evening and have it again.

Next evening, he's back and orders it again.

Waiter comes over and asks how he enjoyed his meal.

Texan: " It was great, but much smaller than yesterday?"

Waiter: "Senor, sometimes the bull, he wins..."



posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Good joke but I must be dense because I don't get why it has to be a Texan



posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 01:41 PM
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a reply to: Infinitis

Cos they like their red meat?




posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 04:21 PM
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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Have you even met a Texan?



posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 04:42 PM
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a reply to: chris_stibrany

Oh, yes. I like the old Boss Mustangs. Told me they were "women's" cars.......



posted on Aug, 16 2022 @ 06:53 PM
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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

yep. reckon i've heard this joke before.
but, i'm sure it was a kiwi




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