The trouble with Fred was that he was too 'asty

Did we have a thread on the death of Bernard Cribbins? I don't think we did.
Anyway, I found this video showing one of the reasons why he was appreciated.

The only problem with that visualisation is that the song presupposes a much larger piano. That's how the joke works.

Somebody else can collect up the "Carry On" clips.

a reply to: DISRAELI

They don't make humor like this any more. Sadly.