The International Cat Federation (FIFE) imposed sanctions due to a special military operation in Ukraine. Now, not a single cat bred in Russia can be
exported or registered in any FIFE pedigree book outside the Russian Federation, and Russian cats are also prohibited from participating in
Russia's main tree, a 198-year-old oak planted by writer Ivan Turgenev, has been excluded from the European Tree of the Year international competition
due to the situation in Ukraine.
Well, if the tree doesn't care, it grows and will continue to grow, then the furious Russian cats are a terrible force. Worse than even the atomic
bomb. Then don't say I didn't warn you.
The aliens said that they join the sanctions against Russia and temporarily stop the abductions of people from its territory.
Durex stopped selling condoms in Russia. The country is waiting for an explosive growth in the birth rate.
Eurovision banned Russia's participation in the contest. A wave of joyful demonstrations swept across the country, finally this show of perverts will
end on television.
The international LGBT movement announced the termination of funding for Russian organizations. The number of gays and lesbians in Russia immediately
decreased by 10 times. Chechen gays have completely disappeared.
International sports organizations have not yet been able to remove the Russian team in tank biathlon from the competition.
The T-9 spelling service is disabled in Russia. A sharp increase in the literacy of Russians is expected.
Russian men are convincingly asking LVMH, HERMES, TIFFANY and BVLGARY to leave Russia before March 8 (International Women's Day)
The letter "Z" is excluded from the English alphabet. Now it is a Russian letter.
Harry Potter has been sanctioned because of the Z sign on his forehead. Turned out to be a Russian saboteur.
In the cities of Russia there were massive automobile Z-runs in support of the Russian army. The column in Moscow stretched for 12 kilometers.
originally posted by: ThatDamnDuckAgain
a reply to: RussianTroll
Nooooo not the Z! It makes up 1.21% of my language and that is a bit less than double as P even (0.67%).
If they do that I will have to learn all new % values for each letter, AGAIN.
Maybe you should start writing in Russian?))))
By the way, Russian cats are really fearless)))
Cat Vasya chased away the bear and saved the owners
Believe me when I say it isn't just the Russian cats... These American cats are from all over the planet and several have comingled their DNA and we
have cats who tell their owners what to do and run the animals in the yard too.
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