State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House has announced President Joe Biden will be skipping out on this year's State of the Union address, which will instead feature a 90-minute broadcast of a dumpster engulfed in flames.

According to sources, this is the first act of Biden's presidency to receive genuine bipartisan support.

This is probably a more apt description of the SOTU than you'll get from the lamestream media, and likely more educational too.

NBC reporter Peter Alexander asked, "Isn't this just a waste of everyone's time?"

Psaki..."The president feels, and I agree, that the people are ready for some honest answers. We feel that a flaming pile of garbage best articulates what the president is trying to convey at this point in time."

The SOTU in a nutshell.
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I have come to believe that you could fill a dumpster with gasoline and put Biden next to it with an ignited road flare in his hand... with the stated goal of causing a dumpster fire, and he would fail.

Shame on you Biden detractors. Have you already forgotten what one analyst said?

a reply to: ColeYounger
Yes, the "ministry of truth" is full steam ahead.

originally posted by: ColeYounger
Shame on you Biden detractors. Have you already forgotten what one analyst said?

Maybe someone can toss that analyst in the dumpster?

At least Nancy would have someplace to put her copy after she tears it up.

And a dumpster would be better than the usual theater of half the room clapping at whatever the current president says.

But these said, there needs to be a serious thread on this. Really can't believe they'd risk broadcasting this one live; what happens if Biden goes blank halfway through? Or becomes unable to stitch two words together? Or drops some good old effenheimers on national TV?

Really can't stand the SOTU regardless of who gives it. But might get some popcorn for this one.

a reply to: ColeYounger

That must be one of the "analysts" he's giving free crack pipes.

a reply to: gb540

...what happens if Biden goes blank halfway through? Or becomes unable to stitch two words together? Or drops some good old effenheimers on national TV?

Fits perfectly with the Biden campaign logo...

a reply to: incoserv
I like it. Maybe we should send it to the campaign headquarters.

I just want to make sure that all Republicans will sit or stand
with a scowl on their face. All women should wear clothing
that represents Ukrainian refugees.

Someone needs to rip up a copy of his speech.

I also think it would be awesome if all Republicans
would at some point stand, and turn their backs on him.

Done being civil with these criminals!

a reply to: Klassified

Pelosi ripped a speech? This is what McCarthy ought to do with his copy.

a reply to: burntheships

They need to act exactly like Democrats during a Trump SOTU.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Klassified

Pelosi ripped a speech? This is what McCarthy ought to do with his copy.

I don't think he has the cahoney's to do it, but I'd love to see it.

a reply to: Klassified

If the dumpsters on fire let the mother # burn 😃

Nancy Pelosi Stock Trades Trending on Twitter!



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Is she insider trading?

It would be awesome to see a few "pelosi insider trading" flags waving
around during a protest of the SOTU!