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Nein Klaus, nein!

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posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 12:47 AM
Never trust a Nigerian with an email account and a propensity for giving away vast sums of money.

Never trust an Indian guy on FB asking for bobs and vagine.

Never trust a German fetishist without a sense of humor.

Klaus Schwab must be the most awkward evil mastermind the world has ever seen.

A good way to draw the heat of suspicion away from bad optics is to have good hair and some measure of relatable personality.

Another way would be to never expose the public to your true sick, perverted nature.

But to be able to do that you would have to act in such a manner as to appear normal. Or even just human.

At this point Klaus would achieve much more unleashing a Donald Trump on China.

Basic goods scarcity would keep the people angry, and a truly mobilized citizenry would stand behind the war effort.

Und zen Klaus olt boy, ve simply get reed off ze Donald vonce he haz concurred ze enemees off ze Vest!

Instead, Klaus has opted for the psychotic kids that graduated from his Silver Spoon Training Academy.

Again he selected these people because someone like Jacinda Ardern with her horsey charm must've appeared very suave and sophisticated to the country boy turned overlord.

While someone like Justin Trudeau looks like Lord Farquhar to most of the world, Schwab probably thought he found his Prince Charming.

"I vant ze Prince und ze Horsegurl on ze bed. I vill go sitzen in ze corner in mein undirvear, noboddy shud disturbz me und vere ist mein hand losion?!?! “

"Now ride ze horse, Charming. A horse ist ein horse of course of course, oder? “

Nobody likes Klaus Schwab.

It's what.... appears to be.... an unforeseen..... circumstance.

posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 01:21 AM
Thanks a lot. Now I can't unsee those nasty little man boobs.
Darth Schwab is just another sick perv in that club of dangerous lunatics.

posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 01:31 AM
a reply to: starshift

Zat Klaus ist tuu saxy fur shirt, ja?

Einem model, du know vot I mean?

He should definitely do his little thing on the catwalk.

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posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 05:11 AM
a reply to: 19Bones79

Are you providing rusty spoons to gouge our eyes or maybe even brains out with too?

If not, no fair.

posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 06:36 AM
a reply to: 19Bones79

Every time I see that picture of him in his veil,stockings and 'posing' pouch I feel sick.
Bad enough wearing that in private never mind in public at the beach.
Begs the question,how perverted is he in private?
Probably so bad you would struggle to believe it.
Actual probably very illegal what he gets up to in private.
Freshly extracted andrenochrome,cough cough.

posted on Mar, 1 2022 @ 07:05 PM
a reply to: 19Bones79

Never trust an American with "I'm Christian" as an introduction.

posted on Mar, 2 2022 @ 12:12 PM
a reply to: 19Bones79

BK has a good burger once a year, called "Klaus-Burger". A quarter pound beef, yeast bun, roasted onions, cheddar and emmentaler, a BBQ sauce mayonaise.

Looks a lot more tasty than this Klaus. At least he hid his Klaus and that it's not klaustrophobic.

BTW, the "oder" is a Swiss thing.

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