The purpose of this expose is to reveal and perhaps confirm the existence of two lesser known 'Secret' societies.
1. The Raccoon Penis Organization..Also referred to as "The Coon D*&$ Club". To be a member of this elite society one must first possess a Raccoon
penis that has been dried and made into a whistle. This is how one earns designation as a "Whistledi#$. When the club gathers the senior member says
to the group "Whip out Your Di%$s Boys!", Whoever produces the smallest raccoon penis then buys drinks.
They hold events such as 'Biggest Hawks Foot Contest'..self explanatory.(which my Uncle was disqualified from for bringing an eagle talon)
Turkey shoots, raffles etc.
Shooting green walnuts out of the trees in front of the bar (which will remain un named) for ten dollars a piece.
Or creating designs such as a Native Chief in full head dress, with a rifle, like an all day deal, hundreds of rounds.Not your average connect the
dots..on sheet metal
Real thing.
Sidenote..My dear friend had a cane made from a bulls penis that he adored. It was a gift to him from my sister.
2.The second secret society that I would like to discuss is 'The C%$#^$% County Poachers Association'. Complete with logo (an altered version of the
conservation dept logo, subtle, looks like the real deal from a distance)Way before Steve Earl did it in Copperhead Road. Doesn't matter if this is
'believed'.
I feel that this groups name pretty much says it all. They call white tailed deer 'Government Goat', and they are loosely affiliated with the Raccoon
Penis guys.
I claim no affiliation or association to either of these groups. This be for info and exploratory reasons…
PPS. Not talking smack about Copperhead road, just think it may have been sensationalized..but it is based on a type of common story. Guess he had to
come up with the concept somewhere. If You want to check out that back story..go for it..Im not trying to discredit or claim credit..just info…May
actually be a true parallel...
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