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Of The Raccoon And All Things Shiny

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posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 08:07 AM
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The purpose of this expose is to reveal and perhaps confirm the existence of two lesser known 'Secret' societies.

1. The Raccoon Penis Organization..Also referred to as "The Coon D*&$ Club". To be a member of this elite society one must first possess a Raccoon penis that has been dried and made into a whistle. This is how one earns designation as a "Whistledi#$. When the club gathers the senior member says to the group "Whip out Your Di%$s Boys!", Whoever produces the smallest raccoon penis then buys drinks.

They hold events such as 'Biggest Hawks Foot Contest'..self explanatory.(which my Uncle was disqualified from for bringing an eagle talon)
Turkey shoots, raffles etc.
Shooting green walnuts out of the trees in front of the bar (which will remain un named) for ten dollars a piece.
Or creating designs such as a Native Chief in full head dress, with a rifle, like an all day deal, hundreds of rounds.Not your average connect the dots..on sheet metal
Real thing.



Sidenote..My dear friend had a cane made from a bulls penis that he adored. It was a gift to him from my sister.

2.The second secret society that I would like to discuss is 'The C%$#^$% County Poachers Association'. Complete with logo (an altered version of the conservation dept logo, subtle, looks like the real deal from a distance)Way before Steve Earl did it in Copperhead Road. Doesn't matter if this is 'believed'.
I feel that this groups name pretty much says it all. They call white tailed deer 'Government Goat', and they are loosely affiliated with the Raccoon Penis guys.

I claim no affiliation or association to either of these groups. This be for info and exploratory reasons…


PPS. Not talking smack about Copperhead road, just think it may have been sensationalized..but it is based on a type of common story. Guess he had to come up with the concept somewhere. If You want to check out that back story..go for it..Im not trying to discredit or claim credit..just info…May actually be a true parallel...


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posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 08:27 AM
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a reply to: didntasktobeborned

did I really want to know that



posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 10:06 AM
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Reading the information you posted about these "secret" societies just now made me feel a little less excited to be a human being, unfortunately.



posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 10:35 AM
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originally posted by: headcheck
Reading the information you posted about these "secret" societies just now made me feel a little less excited to be a human being, unfortunately.


Id figure with all the worlds atrocities, this is pretty tame…just old stories, like everything else.



posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 11:29 AM
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a reply to: didntasktobeborned

All I want to know is: Who was the first person that looked at a dried up little coon cock and thought, "Hey, I wonder what will happen if I put my lips on it and blow."?



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posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: headcheck


Reading the information you posted about these "secret" societies just now made me feel a little less excited to be a human being, unfortunately.

But did it also make you feel glad that you're not a raccoon??




posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 11:34 AM
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Perfectly legitimate question, and makes me wonder as I never thought of that..I bet it came in a roundabout way from something Native American. First rape whistle maybe, or other type of alarm…maybe a bird call

How did the Natives figure out that brain preserves hides? a reply to: BrokenCircles


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posted on Jan, 17 2022 @ 08:34 PM
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Ok, the copperhead road reference was wrong. In the song they were painting over the logo. Truck was bought from the sherrif, totally different deal..I misunderstood that part of the song til today. koola reply to: didntasktobeborned



posted on Jan, 20 2022 @ 04:57 PM
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Its actually the penis bone..or baculum..also known as an Alabama toothpick.a reply to: BrokenCircles



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