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stuff a bloody duck/we are truly buggered now

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posted on Dec, 24 2021 @ 04:52 PM
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firstly Happy Christmas one and all
right oh, here we go.
she who thinks she must be obeyed gave me a new toiletry bag with kit inside
yep its all down hill from here.
the bag is titled i had fun once it was awful. i get the joke and i enjoy the banter
BUT. on checking out the contents
it contains hair wax. ive got more hair on my arms than my lid
a bloody body wash
bloody wrinkle cream and wait for it
friggin shower gel
told her i'll get her back on her birthday next month.
no bloody wonder i drink
alas the girl has picked up my warped sense of humour
oh the monsters we create
be safe people and keep yer powder dry

edit on 24-12-2021 by pronto because: still cant spell



posted on Dec, 24 2021 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: pronto
On top of all that,
She didn’t get you any booze, did she?



posted on Dec, 24 2021 @ 05:16 PM
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a reply to: pronto

The Wrinkle creams for her, if you have piles and your prescription ointment is vanishing that is were that is going too (her wrinkles).



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posted on Dec, 24 2021 @ 05:26 PM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: pronto
On top of all that,
She didn’t get you any booze, did she?


too bloody right
but. the oldest son is former armored corps.
yep taught him well he gave me a carton
cheers and beers bloke



posted on Dec, 24 2021 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: pronto

The Wrinkle creams for her, if you have piles and your prescription ointment is vanishing that is were that is going too (her wrinkles).



strewth you may be right about the cream for the wench.
steady bloke. i might be an old bastard i but i aint foxtrotting bloody ancient
enjoy the day and remember ben franklin said
beer is good and is proof that GOD loves us
peace be unto you and your household this day
in the name of our savoir
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