Pfizer claims victory over omicron

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Jeremyhuex

It's also 100% effective against DEW attacks from space. (DEW=directed energy weapons)

It also mows the lawn and does the laundry.

I swear....

Apparently it makes **** bigger too....

originally posted by: Jeremyhuex
A day after a study coming out of South Africa saying Pfizer has 40 fold reduction in neutralization against omicron compared to the original 2019 strain, Pfizer comes out with the statement this morning a third dose of the old Pfizer vaccine neutralizes omicron because it increases antibody level by 25 fold compared to 2 doses of it. Considering omicron is very mild to begin with and causes very few hospitalization and hardly any death if at all, Pfizer can bank on this fact to say "Hey look, our vaccine works, come get your boosters".

Pfizer Shot Provides Partial Omicron Shield in Early Study

Booster dose of Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine neutralizes Omicron variant, company says

Great News! Omicron is spreading like wildfire, and leaving huge swaths of Americans with Covid-19 Natural Immunity in the process.

a reply to: network dude

It's also 99.999% effective at preventing a tornado.

October 27, 2022

BIG REVELATION:

OMICRON "booster shots" are no more effective than the original Covid-19 booster shots were.

Source: truthsocial.com...

Pushing "boosters" is just a way for Pharma to make more money, and kick back $$$ to high-ranking HHS officials.