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Reindeer Most At Risk for COVID-19, Study Finds--Merry Vaxmas!

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posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.



Unfortunately, the CNN/Jeffrey Toobin Yule Log came out early this year.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.

Easier to cut up.

Low carbon emissions.

Unlike trees, absolutely no one would miss them if they were all gone.

win/win. and merry Christmas!


You mean....use....this ? .... :



...the way this guy said to use this ?...:


Is that you Augusto ?




posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:40 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.



Unfortunately, the CNN/Jeffrey Toobin Yule Log came out early this year.


Ewwww.

No hot dogs for my dinner now....thanks!

Are reindeer tasty?



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.



Unfortunately, the CNN/Jeffrey Toobin Yule Log came out early this year.



Are reindeer tasty?


Donner thought Blitzen was delicious.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:46 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.



Unfortunately, the CNN/Jeffrey Toobin Yule Log came out early this year.



Are reindeer tasty?


Donner thought Blitzen was delicious.



Mmmmm....venison.....cooked just the way I like it when Santa's reindeers are shot down by a Hellfire missile....



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:53 PM
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originally posted by: M5xaz

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.



Unfortunately, the CNN/Jeffrey Toobin Yule Log came out early this year.



Are reindeer tasty?


Donner thought Blitzen was delicious.



Mmmmm....venison.....cooked just the way I like it when Santa's reindeers are shot down by a Hellfire missile....


Now thats giving me ideas.

Are journalists tasty?

I mean, now all the old rules don't apply, is it OK to eat that rubbish?

Damn. I love the 90s!



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Kemosabe!



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 01:58 PM
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originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.

Easier to cut up.

Low carbon emissions.

Unlike trees, absolutely no one would miss them if they were all gone.

win/win. and merry Christmas!


No better time to buy...I hear the price of fresh Cuomo was just drastically reduced.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:05 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: IAMTAT

In related news...Grinches have total immunity.


News just in...

Journalists make an ideal substitute for the traditional yule log.

Easier to cut up.

Low carbon emissions.

Unlike trees, absolutely no one would miss them if they were all gone.

win/win. and merry Christmas!


No better time to buy...I hear the price of fresh Cuomo was just drastically reduced.


That walking damp patch would put the fire out quicker than rain, dear.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Donner thought Blitzen was delicious.

Jeffrey Dohnner?



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:34 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Just one question.....


Twelve were from the whale and dolphin species,


How the heck do amphibious creatures with a 'world' which makes up 70% of this planet catch C19?
Does this mean we can't go swimming in the sea anymore for fear of catching the 'Flipper'? Oh wait, it will be the 'Willy' first.

Rainbows
Jane



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:42 PM
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a reply to: angelchemuel

I'm not going to worry until they get down to the partridge in a pear tree.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: BrujaRebooted
a reply to: IAMTAT

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Kemosabe!


Merry Christmas to you and yours.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:53 PM
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originally posted by: angelchemuel
a reply to: IAMTAT

Just one question.....


Twelve were from the whale and dolphin species,


How the heck do amphibious creatures with a 'world' which makes up 70% of this planet catch C19?
Does this mean we can't go swimming in the sea anymore for fear of catching the 'Flipper'? Oh wait, it will be the 'Willy' first.

Rainbows
Jane



Swimming underwater with dolphins is okay as long as we wear a mask.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 02:54 PM
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According to our Data even a owl has now tested positive for covid.



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 03:09 PM
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posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 05:09 PM
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originally posted by: M5xaz

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: M5xaz

Should we have the children practicing duck and cover drills for when NORAD tries to nuke Santa off the face of the earth for flying plague vectors into US airspace?!


Yes !

Nuke the North Pole !

NOW !!


So is it true what Fauci said that wearing a mask will protect you from the fallout? Or maybe we should all wear two?



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 08:48 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: M5xaz

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: M5xaz

Should we have the children practicing duck and cover drills for when NORAD tries to nuke Santa off the face of the earth for flying plague vectors into US airspace?!


Yes !

Nuke the North Pole !

NOW !!


So is it true what Fauci said that wearing a mask will protect you from the fallout? Or maybe we should all wear two?


Hey, since you believe I really want to nuke the north pole, you must also believe that, I, as head of SPECTRE, I'm living deep inside the bunker in my secret lair....so like I care about "fallout"....

edit on 5-12-2021 by M5xaz because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 5 2021 @ 09:40 PM
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a reply to: M5xaz

Wait ... so only the fully vaccinated with all 25 boosters will be allowed in the Vaults?



posted on Dec, 6 2021 @ 07:44 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

About 60% of the deer hunted in Michigan...have Covid as well.....




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