Bomb squad rushed to A&E after man gets WWII explosive stuck up his rectum

Morning ATS Colleagues.

Just found this on the local rag and thought we could all do with a laugh and a general WTF? moment

So many questions but it did give me a chuckle.

A bomb squad were rushed to an A&E after a patient arrived reporting he had an artillery shell stuck in his rectum.
The unnamed patient, a collector of military memorabilia, told medics he "slipped and fell" on the projectile which measured in at 17cm by 6cm.
Explosive experts were drafted in after doctors feared the ammunition could explode.
Police were also called to the scene, after receiving "a report that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum”

www.walesonline.co.uk...

a reply to: Cymru

Ahh yes the ol’ sort out my ww2 memorabilia naked game. Smh

Deeply in love with his collection so it seems.

The health service is heavily overburdened and people who further add to it with their self inflicted injuries are a pain in the ass.
a reply to: Cymru

a reply to: Cymru

say, that's odd.

He slipped and fell and an artillery shell just happened to be there to get stuck up his rump. The real question that is burning an all the minds here is.......was there a gerbil perched on the tip of the shell at the time?

I can totally see this a legit. Justice for Jussie!

originally posted by: Granitebones
The health service is heavily overburdened and people who further add to it with their self inflicted injuries are a pain in the ass.
a reply to: Cymru

that's what he said.

a reply to: Cymru

That must have been a serious waddle of shame into the A+E.
I feel bad for the guy if it was actually an accident,which I really hope it was.

Everyone in his local town will forever know him as "the tank shell guy."

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
a reply to: Cymru

That must have been a serious waddle of shame into the A+E.
I feel bad for the guy if it was actually an accident,which I really hope it was.

Everyone in his local town will forever know him as "the tank shell guy."

He'll make the wall of fame in the ATO brew room.

I’ve slipped, and I’ve fell, but it’s never ended with something wedged in the exit only.

I must be all kinds of lucky.

Maybe it’s just a new fad? Ben Wa Bombs?

originally posted by: Granitebones
The health service is heavily overburdened and people who further add to it with their self inflicted injuries are a pain in the ass.
a reply to: Cymru

I see what you did there Granitebones

It does beg the question, how much front has an A+E operative have to have to remove that prior to the Bomb Squad arriving?

Next annual appraisal has to be and "Exceeds expectations" surely.

Double post

a reply to: Cymru

Bombscare in Darkplace. .....calling Dr Dagless.


Sounds very touch and go if you ask me.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: Cymru

Bombscare in Darkplace. .....calling Dr Dagless.


Sounds very touch and go if you ask me.

Haha , need to rewatch this gem

youtu.be...

In my local hospital a man used to go in the AE dept. regularly with little action figures stuck up his bum. Iron man, superman etc.. The last time he went in all the staff gathered to sing "search for the hero inside yourself" by M People.

a reply to: Cymru

Chuckle worthy.

I remember a former friend once told me a tale, now he was into all that Darwin awards stuff so? and I am recalling this from memory.

These two gay guy's had a strange game that included a length of plastic tubing and a pet hamster, apparently the did not come out, probably passed out and so the guy not with the tube and hamster stuck somewhere it should not have been decided to look down the tube but unable to see anything he decided to use his lighter to look, according to this daft and unlikely story the flame ignited the gas causing internal burns to the guy with the hamster were it should not be and propelled the unfortunate animal out with enough force to break the other guy's cheek.

Now this story WAS relayed to me from an untrustworthy source so take it was you shall and I did not read it so can not link the supposed internet source for this tale but given that people have had there dong stuck in swimming pool circulation pipes, electrocuted themselves to death with home made genital shock toy's (a German Guy - when they found him four days later his corpse still had a rictus like smile on his face) in a Spanish hotel which was prone to power surges and worse there is a likelihood that the tale is based on truth.

A possibly live Artillery shell stuck up someone's butt though, well that is a new one.

originally posted by: Cymru
Morning ATS Colleagues.

Just found this on the local rag and thought we could all do with a laugh and a general WTF? moment

So many questions but it did give me a chuckle.

A bomb squad were rushed to an A&E after a patient arrived reporting he had an artillery shell stuck in his rectum.
The unnamed patient, a collector of military memorabilia, told medics he "slipped and fell" on the projectile which measured in at 17cm by 6cm.
Explosive experts were drafted in after doctors feared the ammunition could explode.
Police were also called to the scene, after receiving "a report that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum”

www.walesonline.co.uk...

So he slipped and fell backward naked and a 17-centimeter projectile went perfectly up to his bum, a hole in one? the chances have to be astronomical to penetrate and get stuck without any damage to the surrounding area. I would pose this was manually inserted

a reply to: LABTECH767

This was a radio guy on a show I listen to. he has since passed away. an old guy who called himself a curmudgeon. It's even funnier if you knew his style, but even coming in cold, it's pretty damn funny to hear his inability to talk through his laughter.



worth the listen.

originally posted by: putnam6

originally posted by: Cymru
Morning ATS Colleagues.

Just found this on the local rag and thought we could all do with a laugh and a general WTF? moment

So many questions but it did give me a chuckle.

A bomb squad were rushed to an A&E after a patient arrived reporting he had an artillery shell stuck in his rectum.
The unnamed patient, a collector of military memorabilia, told medics he "slipped and fell" on the projectile which measured in at 17cm by 6cm.
Explosive experts were drafted in after doctors feared the ammunition could explode.
Police were also called to the scene, after receiving "a report that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum”

www.walesonline.co.uk...

So he slipped and fell backward naked and a 17-centimeter projectile went perfectly up to his bum, a hole in one? the chances have to be astronomical to penetrate and get stuck without any damage to the surrounding area. I would pose this was manually inserted

Let's not jump to any conclusions. Remember, Biden slipped while naked "playing with his dog" and hurt his foot. Accidents happen.

some things should be fatal

stupidity is one of those

Echoes of Little Britain there. Thanks for posting!