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A Joke For Brits Only

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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 11:44 AM
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As this is my first thread and I'm a humourous kind of guy. I thought I'd start with a reasonably current jest.

When the Septics were getting their asses handed to them in S.E. Asia by a much smaller, less well equipped opponent, why didnt they just insist on a reset?
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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 11:53 AM
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a reply to: Granitebones

We said that about the limeys in ww2.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 11:55 AM
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a reply to: Granitebones

Nothing like a little nationalism to cause a little animosity
Seems like the English are jealous of something
You got Boris, be proud



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 11:58 AM
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We didnt need to ask the Germans for a reset back then cause we held them off for three years all on
our own, so that you could come in when they had expended themselves on us and the Russians, so that you could arrive late and claim you won it. Just like the time before.
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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:00 PM
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Nationalist!!! How dare you sir. I'll have you know I'm a Malthiusian Imperialist. You've got Joe, be worried.

a reply to: Raggedyman


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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:07 PM
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Riiiiight. That's the way it went down is it. Guess thats why there are still US airbases in your country 75 years later.


Must be some London prat.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:10 PM
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I live on Dartmoor actually. Luckily it was only the booties. Infantry battalions deploy pit diggers and pick axe handles on blank firing exercises.
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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:22 PM
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Sure. More probably like sitting in your local Mcdonalds in Blackpool using the McWifi.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:34 PM
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a reply to: Granitebones

Albert Steptoe agrees with you:




posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:35 PM
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It's not for our benefit that foreign military are still based here, it's for the benefit of the usa only. If only we had a leader with balls who'd kick them out. Absolutely shameful they are still here.


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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: Raggedyman

Alexander Boris dePfeiffel Johnson - Sasha to his oligarch friends - descendant of European and Turkish royalty, Eton educated millionaire with a decades long track record of lying and true man of the people has dual nationality. He was born in New York.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: Leodian

I've always wondered why all the British exceptionalists and English nationalists have a blind spot when it comes to US bases.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 12:40 PM
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I wonder the same. It's embarrassing. No issue with allies coming here for join training and exercises but permanent bases here is absurd.


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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 01:09 PM
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I don't get it.

Wait ... I'm not a Brit.

Never mind. 🤷



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 01:21 PM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
a reply to: Granitebones


Sure. More probably like sitting in your local Mcdonalds in Blackpool using the McWifi.

Not me mucker. I never touch McAnything I can assure you I am on Dartmoor because its f...... freezing.





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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 01:23 PM
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originally posted by: Whodathunkdatcheese
a reply to: Leodian

I've always wondered why all the British exceptionalists and English nationalists have a blind spot when it comes to US bases.


Its not a blind spot. We tolerate it so our girl scouts have got someone kick the snot out of.



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: Granitebones

I thought a British joke would be;

What did the crumpet say to the tea pot?

Nothing.

It is a pastry and cannot speak.

(Insert bawdy British laughter)



posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Granitebones

I thought a British joke would be;

What did the crumpet say to the tea pot?

Nothing.

It is a pastry and cannot speak.

(Insert bawdy British laughter)


And Benny Hill musical soundtrack.




posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 02:09 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Granitebones

I thought a British joke would be;

What did the crumpet say to the tea pot?

Nothing.

It is a pastry and cannot speak.

(Insert bawdy British laughter)


A British joke would be what's pink and covered in cobwebs? Maddie's push bike. Or your stepdad putting his fingers under your nose and inviting you to smell ya mum.
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posted on Nov, 28 2021 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: Whodathunkdatcheese
a reply to: Raggedyman

Alexander Boris dePfeiffel Johnson - Sasha to his oligarch friends - descendant of European and Turkish royalty, Eton educated millionaire with a decades long track record of lying and true man of the people has dual nationality. He was born in New York.


But still preferable to Corbyn, Abbot, Starmer et al to the electorate. Better than noncey old Joe anyhow.
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