If Covid were a Person What would you say to Him

a reply to: MDDoxs

Where did you come from?

Who's your Daddy?



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a reply to: JAGStorm

Haha nice one.

It would be interesting to trace this right back to the source.

originally posted by: MDDoxs
a reply to: JAGStorm

I would ask questions

Where did you come from?

How can we stop you?

Will you take the vaccine?

Most interesting response.
I like it.
Since it is the same thing Bill Gates, Clintons/Fauci/maxwell and crowd are trying to pull off after being caught on the island.
How can we lockdown and social credit everyone?
Just like microsuck did for chyna.
Interesting

"Prepare to die."

This is not the relationship for me.

Too many intense spikes, and deep lows.
It's just like a wheel going merry-go-round, and we never get to a point.

Sorry Mr. Corona Virus,
but I'm leaving you.

You just no longer excite me.
Looking for a Mr. Syphilis, or Gonorrhea.

So, I guess the condoms doesn't mean it was "safe sex" anymore?

Well, were you wearing World War I gas-masks?

As it happens, yeah, we actually were.

Oh, that's OK then.

a reply to: halfoldman

You are truly one of the most interesting people on ATS!

F..k off

a reply to: JAGStorm
Something like this:

To paraphrase "Wolfen".

You're a bit high up Mr. Government to come and threaten me.

Why don't you jump and turn into an eagle?

Oh, I forgot, you haven't got the faith.

a reply to: JAGStorm

"Thank you... Come again!"

in my best Apu voice...

lol

It is, it's name is Fauci Phizer, and people say appropriate things to it on this site and others every day.
....2nd verse, same as the first....

"Hi Prince Phillip after your transmorphacation is the witch turning you back after all you've been f#"king another virus to procreate for years now."

mhm.

I can't help but be reminded of this version that was sang during lockdowns. Sums up the world right now too as the illusion drains away to reveal the reality.

If Covid were personified, I'd rather sing to it:

"What a friend we have in China
The communists up in Wuhan
And if we still had Ronald Reagan
You'd keep your fingers off Taiwan."

a reply to: JAGStorm

Unless you speak Mandarin...Covid wouldn't understand anything you say to it.

Well, Mr. Covid,

Thanks a lot for ruining my Birthday party 2020.

a reply to: andy06shake

Why are we assuming its a "Him"?

Buhahahahaha F$#%^*g Andy! I think Corona could be like drag queen how about that?

OP I think along these lines might be appropriate.




a reply to: MDDoxs

Will you take the vaccine?

GD that was funny coming from you. Pretty cool to see peoples sense of humor.

I was so disappointed.

I mean, new viruses break out all the time.

But you only turn 46 once.

And then there was lock-down.
Ahh ... forget it.

No but really, everything was organized.
Oh I shall not think about it any more.

a reply to: Randyvine2

Whatever floats your boat Randyvine2.

After all im sure COVID 19 is an equal opportunity virus that don't discriminate.

Could not be any other way in this PC world. LoL