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"Listen, folks, here's the deal," said the unidentified whistleblower through a distortion filter to protect his identity. "It stinks here, Jack! Strangers drag me from place to place and make me sign papers and read words on monitors and I hardly get any ice cream!"
"With so much to lose, why are you coming forward now?" asked Jake Tapper solemnly.
"Because it's the right thing to do, you lying dog-faced pony soldier!" said the mystery man whose face was shrouded in darkness. "No ice cream? Are you kidding me? It's inhumane! And I haven't sniffed hair in a week!"
originally posted by: tamusan
I thought this was funny. Maybe some of you will enjoy it. Had to shorten the title in the subject line. It was way too long.
White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream
I am pasting the whistleblowers words below, but there is a little bit more to the article.
"Listen, folks, here's the deal," said the unidentified whistleblower through a distortion filter to protect his identity. "It stinks here, Jack! Strangers drag me from place to place and make me sign papers and read words on monitors and I hardly get any ice cream!"
"With so much to lose, why are you coming forward now?" asked Jake Tapper solemnly.
"Because it's the right thing to do, you lying dog-faced pony soldier!" said the mystery man whose face was shrouded in darkness. "No ice cream? Are you kidding me? It's inhumane! And I haven't sniffed hair in a week!"
Makes sense as to why SNL is funny
originally posted by: booyakasha
a reply to: Allaroundyou
you're just defending SNL because they tell you it's people on the right who don't think it's funny. no one thinks its funny anymore