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White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers

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posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 08:24 PM
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I thought this was funny. Maybe some of you will enjoy it. Had to shorten the title in the subject line. It was way too long.

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

I am pasting the whistleblowers words below, but there is a little bit more to the article.


"Listen, folks, here's the deal," said the unidentified whistleblower through a distortion filter to protect his identity. "It stinks here, Jack! Strangers drag me from place to place and make me sign papers and read words on monitors and I hardly get any ice cream!"

"With so much to lose, why are you coming forward now?" asked Jake Tapper solemnly.

"Because it's the right thing to do, you lying dog-faced pony soldier!" said the mystery man whose face was shrouded in darkness. "No ice cream? Are you kidding me? It's inhumane! And I haven't sniffed hair in a week!"

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posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 09:41 PM
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originally posted by: tamusan
I thought this was funny. Maybe some of you will enjoy it. Had to shorten the title in the subject line. It was way too long.

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

I am pasting the whistleblowers words below, but there is a little bit more to the article.


"Listen, folks, here's the deal," said the unidentified whistleblower through a distortion filter to protect his identity. "It stinks here, Jack! Strangers drag me from place to place and make me sign papers and read words on monitors and I hardly get any ice cream!"

"With so much to lose, why are you coming forward now?" asked Jake Tapper solemnly.

"Because it's the right thing to do, you lying dog-faced pony soldier!" said the mystery man whose face was shrouded in darkness. "No ice cream? Are you kidding me? It's inhumane! And I haven't sniffed hair in a week!"


Pure example of how the right is bad at comedy.
Makes sense as to why SNL is funny and not poop like that.
Just seems really desperate and has a weak snap that doesn't have really a opening to continue the joke.
Quick handed and quickly put together joke.
It is funny, just needs some more work IMO.
Either way S&F



posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 10:17 PM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Yeah, I agree that they could have found better content for the article. It was mainly the headline that I found funny, but scary at the same time.



posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 10:59 PM
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Yeah, kind of low grade comedy, but it is comical a little. Pelosi grabs all the ice cream in the White house, that part could be true.



posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 11:52 PM
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Makes sense as to why SNL is funny

SNL hasn't been relevant for over 20 years now.



posted on Nov, 24 2021 @ 04:07 AM
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a reply to: tamusan

Putin, stop doing this! Give people back ice cream!))))



posted on Nov, 24 2021 @ 05:30 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

you're just defending SNL because they tell you it's people on the right who don't think it's funny. no one thinks its funny anymore



posted on Nov, 24 2021 @ 07:12 AM
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originally posted by: booyakasha
a reply to: Allaroundyou

you're just defending SNL because they tell you it's people on the right who don't think it's funny. no one thinks its funny anymore


Nah dude they don't. They make fun of everyone, the right just happens to be snowflakes in general.



posted on Nov, 24 2021 @ 10:52 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

I used to watch SNL every week, but somewhere along the way it stopped making me laugh. And not because they were making fun of Trump a lot. I disliked Trump almost as much as I dislike Biden.
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posted on Nov, 24 2021 @ 07:52 PM
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35 years!! a reply to: Gothmog



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