New ATS Series TruthBomb with DBC and Friends

originally posted by: TzarChasm

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In todays episode of TruthBomb we discuss guns, why they are evil and why they kill people.

The first TruthBomb is that a gun has never killed anyone.

The bullets do.

#TruthBomb

Also, guns are loud. But not as loud as someone chewing gum with their mouth open. Then you can actually shoot them.

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All sorts of people have guns. Tall people and often short people. Gingers don't and cannot own guns because they have no souls.

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Please add your own TruthBombs and enlighten the fine folks reading this.

I'll add more in a bit but day drinking doesn't happen all at once, so give me time.

Mandating every adult citizen to graduate a gun safety class and providing them a courtesy firearm with their government approved voter ID would probably reduce gun related crimes. But that does assume most of society wants to protect themselves with or without government direction.

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would we get to choose the weapon from a catalog? I'd love to have a .50 cal Desert Eagle, but cannot spend the money on it due to it's uselessness as a weapon. That would be the only way I could get one. But I'd be all for that.

Making guns illegal would mean only illegals would have guns.

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Pedos immediately become Leftist heroes in court...if they get shot.

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Truthbombs are like EMP on small mammals...

In relation to guns, could ATS help me discover if the majority of illegal gun users are left handed or right handed. I want to know cos I'm left handed and I might be prevalent to illegal gun use if the majority is left handed. OH, I meant I'm asking for a friend and THAT'S A FACT.

a reply to: crayzeed

As long as you aren't a Ginger, it's cool.

#TruthBomb

originally posted by: crayzeed
In relation to guns, could ATS help me discover if the majority of illegal gun users are left handed or right handed. I want to know cos I'm left handed and I might be prevalent to illegal gun use if the majority is left handed. OH, I meant I'm asking for a friend and THAT'S A FACT.

Everyone knows that it's not the left or right hand that matters.

The gun must be held sideways on and you have to shoot behind you while running between stacked pallets in a darkened warehouse down by the docks which is mysteriously unmanned but easily accessible by a back door.

#TVBomb.

originally posted by: MykeNukem
When Fonzie jumped the shark, Happy Days was all but over....

The Lefties are Fonzie...

#TruthShark

I think society as a whole jumped the shark when the notion of "alternative facts" was born.

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The only real Space Gun - the TP-82, a Russian triple barreled, break action shotgun/rifle/machete combo for fighting and hunting wildlife after a Cosmonaut touches down in Siberia.

A gun can fire in space because gunpowder contains its own oxidizer.

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a reply to: DBCowboy

Whales don't die from old age they just lose the strength to pull them selves up for air and slowly sink and drown.

Sometimes #truthbombs suck.

a reply to: FauxMulder

So if we put giant swimmies on DB he'd live forever?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

So if we put giant swimmies on DB he'd live forever?

"Who want's to live forever?"
-Queen, Elizabeth II

a reply to: DBCowboy

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If a grasshopper could fire a .45 the birds wouldn't f==k with him.

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Young children pointing their finger on the playground as if it was a gun going pew pew pew are not dangerous

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Them magazines are not bullets

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15 Round Magazines give you 14 more chances to hit your target if you miss with the first one. Cause some people can't shoot for sh@@

a reply to: TomCollin

The extra five rounds are for taking out corrupt politicians.

#CaliforniaCompliantTruthBomb

Justice isn't blind.

It works on a sliding scale.

MORE cinematographers and directors have been shot by anti-gun, Leftist, actor morons...than by any whales or white supremacists!

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The U.S. Army tried to develop a telepathic ray gun in 1998. ~20 years later I'd say they succeeded.

#SonicTruthBomb