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Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' for coronavirus jab

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posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:42 PM
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We went from free donuts to free weed to lottery tickets to actual cash payments now they are offering hookers.

30 minutes free with the hooker of your choice. All you have to do is get the covid jab.

Might wanna go ahead and get a shot of penicillin too just in case


What a world this has turned into

news.sky.com...

A brothel in Vienna is providing COVID-19 vaccinations and giving those who take up the offer vouchers for a free visit.

Fun Palast is hoping to increase vaccination rates, as well as client numbers which have dropped because of the pandemic, according to Mail Online.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol

Kill me,
now.

this planet went full retard about a year ago.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:46 PM
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I have no comment except to say that my next ATS handle will be Fun Palast.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:48 PM
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originally posted by: chris_stibrany
a reply to: sciencelol

Kill me,
now.

this planet went full retard about a year ago.






posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:48 PM
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I called this months ago...said it wouldn't be long before there was sex for vaccination. I just thought Nevada would get there first!



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 04:55 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol

If you let us stick this in you......

We'll let you stick that in her.*



*or the gender of your preference, presumably.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol

It's an excuse to blame the heart attack on all the excitement...




posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:10 PM
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Please let me wake up from this stupid nightmare our world has become.
This can’t be the world and reality that I use to live in. Maybe I need reality reassignment surgery.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:15 PM
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Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' for coronavirus jab

Might as well odds are high it'll be their last hoorah.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: RickyD
I called this months ago...said it wouldn't be long before there was sex for vaccination. I just thought Nevada would get there first!


Some post vaxxed can no longer get wood.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:21 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol





Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' for coronavirus jab


Are you serious? All I got was a grape lollipop and a sore left arm.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:26 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12
a reply to: sciencelol





Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' for coronavirus jab


Are you serious? All I got was a grape lollipop and a sore left arm.


I got to keep my job which then has a bonus of keeping my house. (For now)



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol

Will kissing be allowed because I need a kiss if I'm gonna get f#@$ed.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:30 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12
a reply to: sciencelol





Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' for coronavirus jab


Are you serious? All I got was a grape lollipop and a sore left arm.


Shoulda waited lol.

By the time I get mine they might be offering the houses of all the dead people


edit on 9-11-2021 by sciencelol because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: Randyvine2
a reply to: sciencelol

Will kissing be allowed because I need a kiss if I'm gonna get f#@$ed.


Probably cost you a flu shot .



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:34 PM
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originally posted by: RickyD
I called this months ago...said it wouldn't be long before there was sex for vaccination. I just thought Nevada would get there first!


It's a pity it wasn't Berlin.

I'm sure they had a discount for cyclists to encourage green sex tourists.

Could've got a combi deal.



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:36 PM
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a reply to: sciencelol

Nothing screams of Satan more than sex in exchange for your soul.

This is beyond obscene.
edit on 9112021 by Wide-Eyes because: Missed word



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:56 PM
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I see it got there eventually. I was waiting for that to happen. An evil cult always needs temples ho's.

a reply to: sciencelol



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:57 PM
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No, you got the hiv from the brothel, not the vaccine!!



posted on Nov, 9 2021 @ 05:59 PM
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Who's f*cking who exactly?


Imagine if the govts of the world tried as hard as they do with heart disease, cancer, stroke etc as CV prophylactics (not a vaccine).



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