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Finally Made It To Freedom

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posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:40 AM
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Missed you all during the move to Florida...but we're now, after many complications, finally and happily occupying our new home in the 'Freedom State' of Florida.
Met some new and interesting neighbors yesterday...but I've really missed all of you right HERE.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What is this “freedom “ that you speak of?

Is it a mask?

I hope it’s a mask………



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I think I've missed you most of all, Scarecrow.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:47 AM
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I am not necessarily free, but I only have to drive about 10 minutes to enjoy that mostly.

I am disappointed that our governor will only fight vaccine mandates where they pertain to religious and medical exemptions though. If our school district decides to mandate kid vaccine, it makes our lot tougher.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:48 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

When will be your first appearance on Cops?




edit on 31-10-2021 by AugustusMasonicus because: Cooking spirits since 2007



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh no. New Adventures of Florida Man incoming....



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 08:58 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Tuesday...after my requested body cavity search. I'll be the glow-in-the-dark, white dude in the 'Q' tee shirt holding an Arnold Palmer by the pool.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Dude, it's Florida! Go for it and skip the tee. Paint "Q" in 85 SPF sunscreen and leave the rest blank and then hang out by the pool for four or five hours. That should be all you need to do to fit right in.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:03 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko
It's amazing here...I'm having 'LETS GO BRANDON' detailed on to my new golf cart.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:03 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

...holding an Arnold Palmer by the pool.

Is 'pool' a new code-word for penis?




posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:05 AM
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originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: IAMTAT

...holding an Arnold Palmer by the pool.

Is 'pool' a new code-word for penis?



Shows what you know...MY pool is 'vagina-shaped'...and I plan on spending a lot of time in it.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Apologies if I'm mistaken but please remember that pants are not optional while collecting the mail.


Congratulations .




posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:07 AM
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Just remember ... if it's too awesome, the local gator might move in to that pool. So always look before you leap. Even worse, the local cottonmouth might take a liking to it.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
Just remember ... if it's too awesome, the local gator might move in to that pool. So always look before you leap. Even worse, the local cottonmouth might take a liking to it.


Yes...we've already been warned.
If some gators DO get in...I'm having their heads fitted with frickin laser beams.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:12 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I'll be checking out the crypto zoology sites for an increase in skunk ape sighting reports.



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT



Met some new and interesting neighbors yesterday...







edit on 10/31/2021 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:14 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: IAMTAT

...holding an Arnold Palmer by the pool.

Is 'pool' a new code-word for penis?



Shows what you know...MY pool is 'vagina-shaped'...and I plan on spending a lot of time in it.

No, I was referring to Arnold Palmer's pool.
(that you would be holding on to)



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Yes...we've already been warned.
If some gators DO get in...I'm having their heads fitted with frickin laser beams.

You could possibly learn a thing or two from watching this instructional video..

edit on 10/31/21 by BrokenCircles because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:33 AM
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a reply to: BrokenCircles

Lol that’s awesome.
It would be a trip if that was a part of your everyday life.

Just out Gater ‘Rastlin



posted on Oct, 31 2021 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: BrokenCircles

originally posted by: IAMTAT

...holding an Arnold Palmer by the pool.

Is 'pool' a new code-word for penis?



Shows what you know...MY pool is 'vagina-shaped'...and I plan on spending a lot of time in it.

No, I was referring to Arnold Palmer's pool.
(that you would be holding on to)


Yeah, Arnie always used to say I needed to work on my putter grip.



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