Get The Jab and Lose Your Criminal Record

Get the jab and have your criminal record expunged.

On Saturday (October 9), the East Baton Rouge Parish District Attorney's Office held a free vaccination event where area residents could get a free COVID vaccination and get assistance filling out the proper paperwork to have their criminal records expunged.

East Baton District Attorney Hillar Moore and members of his staff, the Public Defenders Office and the Clerk of Court all gave up a day off to assist.

Moore said that to be eligible, more than five years must have passed since sentence completion for misdemeanors. For felonies, 10 years since completion of one's sentence was required. In addition, cases that did not result in a conviction were expunged immediately.

Pre-event promotion said those taking part were also eligible to win "free food and a VISA gift card."

710keel.com...

Looks like we're way beyond free donuts now.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Wow more and more I will keep telling is not the virus is the crap that is been infected in people and by God will the globalist are paying top dollars to have that crap in every human being in earth before their agenda is completed and the final step is implemented.

All this pushing is just beyond believes and people still do not put two and two together.

I wonder when the campaign to "get the shot and become a citizen" will begin with the illegals crossing the borders

a reply to: IAMTAT

Is it wrong that I'm scheming on this? I'm thinking of a convenience store scratch off crime spree, I want to be known as the Clottery Bandit.

Makes sense...the only criminals will be the UN-vaxxed.

a reply to: IAMTAT
Sounds like a ploy to add more dead mail in voters to the rolls.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

“Your honor, I’d like to agree to a plea deal for immunity for taking the vax.”

It would be the only immunity the vax grants.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I saw that movie. It was called sea of love. In that film the gave away free yankees tickets.

Im sure just as they show up they will be arrested. You are all too kind hearted and myopic.

They sure are pushing this thing....and I'm vaccinated.

I didn't get all the freebies and perks they're offering now, and I'm a little pissed I missed out.

No criminal record but the financial incentives would have been nice.

a reply to: IAMTAT

If you hold out a little longer you might be able to haggle for a lifetime tax exemption.

Perhaps somewhere down the line the vaccine card will be mandated for voter ID.

originally posted by: midicon
Perhaps somewhere down the line the vaccine card will be mandated for voter ID.

I won't be surprised.
If you show your vax card, you can vote three times!

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

If you hold out a little longer you might be able to haggle for a lifetime tax exemption.

Key Word there is 'lifetime'.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I didn't say it was a good deal. Just a deal. You could always ask for a TV or a new spatula set.

a reply to: marg6043

Coming soon.

Meanwhile:

COVID-19 Vaccination Required for Immigration Medical Examinations

Green Card Applicants Must Now Be Fully Vaccinated Against COVID-19

Make me take it and watch me get one….

a reply to: loam

Wow I guess that makes the illegals crossing exempt from the darn jab.

As of today I am the only unvaxed in my family, I am proud to stick to my humanity for now, now if the next push is to pay me a million dollar to get the darn jab with the parasites inside, I may think about it then will get horse dewormer to get rid of them.

a reply to: Ahabstar

I almost caught a DUI once but was able to plead a fifth.

This would seem to be directly targeting "vaccine hesitancy" in minority groups... which means it is racist AF.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't care so much about the ""Criminal Record"" but it might be nice if they wiped credit card debts or paid off mortgages.

originally posted by: GENERAL EYES
They sure are pushing this thing....and I'm vaccinated.

I didn't get all the freebies and perks they're offering now, and I'm a little pissed I missed out.

No criminal record but the financial incentives would have been nice.

Not to fret. Boosters are on the way!