posted on Oct, 16 2021 @ 06:24 AM
originally posted by: GENERAL EYES
They cloned Santa and placed operatives all over the world.
Around here he drives a Harley.
The rest is taken up by community drives and charities who distribute on his behalf.
This is true.
Just down the lane from me is a farm and I happen to know that Santa's sleigh is kept there in a barn. We see him being towed around playing music on
the back of a land rover.
The reindeer are fake and plastic but he can't do everything. We even get to see him early because he has little test runs to make sure everything's
working after being in storage for 11 months of the year.
Having said that, we should really cancel Christmas too because Santa is definitely a bad person...
Overweight - Promoting unhealthy lifestyle.
Animal abuse - reindeer sleigh.
Slave Labour - Elves.
Misogyny -Calls women Ho Ho Ho.
Full Beard - Possible extremist.
Wears Red - bloody MAGA.
let's just cancel everything and sit in a secure, grey, locked, concrete safe space with padded soft walls, no audible or visual stimulus and errrrr
woops! Never mind....
edit on 16102021 by Tulpa because: (no reason given)