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As the size of the older adult population (those older than 62) and the number of younger people with complex health conditions have increased in the United States, polypharmacy has become a growing problem. Polypharmacy has negative consequences for patients and the health care system . For example, patients taking more than four medications have an increased risk of injurious falls, and the risk of falls increases significantly with each additional medication, regardless of medication type.
originally posted by: Britguy
Want to continue your nasal narcotic intake but are afraid of COVID?
Well worry no more!
Get the new patented Pfizer Cokeinator inhaler. Combine your favorite Colombian nose dust with Pfizer’s first of it’s kind nasal applicator which adds their patented anti-COVID atomized vaccine to your favorite snort.
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(coc aine not included)
Next they’ll probably corner the market in combined Acne / anti-COVID technology with their new Zitbegone facial scrub (Patent and FDA approval pending)
The possibilities for further pandemic related enrichment are endless!